Fail Friday: You might be bottom tier if…
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I’m so high right now I just read this last TFM post to my brother like 40 times apparently in my head. I said dude are you listening? thats a funny ass post! He said you haven’t said anything out loud bro. Idk but one of us is lying. TFM.
-Tennessee
Fucking toolbags.
Knowing you only have 5 dollars on your debit card so you take two xanys to the dome before the bars so you dont remeber how much you spent the next day. TFTC.
-Mississippi
I guarantee this guy doesn’t pay dues.
Stretching the skin on the tip of my penis to make it look like my dick is talking to my pledge brothers in the showers at the fraternity house. TFM.
-Tennessee
Being a penis puppeteer. TFM.
I treat my body like I treat my toilet. TFM.
-Louisiana
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Bringing the slampiece to the course so she can be your caddy. TFM.
-Ohio
Gentlemen only, ladies forbidden.
Putting “TMF” on your license plate.
-Texas
Total Move Frat license plate. TFTC?
My dad informs all his employees that if they start a fire to pour gasoline on it and run and that they’ll get 20% of the insurance money. TFM.
-Florida
Maybe you should inform your dad that sometimes there’s a fine line between TFTC and prison.
Mom told me I had to clean my room today I did not want to so I fake cried and she felt bad and bought me new golf clubs. TFM.
-Texas
You’re a pussy.
Since we don’t have Fraternity houses, the pledges have to stay at my apartment during Hell Week.
-Florida
#BottomTierProblems
Got blackout last night and just woke up to a cougar in my bed. As I lay here submitting this, I’m pretty sure she is atleast 65. TFM.
-Alabama
Y’all should go to Luby’s for breakfast.
This is the face I make when I’m on Chatroullete.
Mindboggling amount of NF here.
Kissy face.
Who needs girls with this kind of brotherhood.
I would feel the same way if I was you.
15 minutes of shame
Phi Sig Pi is an honors fraternity, isn’t it?
13 years ago at 11:33 amYeah, a wannabe phi beta kappa with lowered standards. Those guys look like they’re ready for a long night of playing DnD while drinking wine coolers till they pass out.
13 years ago at 11:43 amThey are an honors *society*. There is no such thing as an honors fraternity.
13 years ago at 1:23 pmWell then they really need to get the fuck off this site.
13 years ago at 1:42 pmyou don’t?
13 years ago at 3:00 pmThis^
13 years ago at 6:27 pmDoes Pancho in the back have dollar bill pattering in his letters?
13 years ago at 3:44 amPitt doesn’t even have houses. Get off. They have dormitories, and the sororities stay next to sutherland, which is, in comparison, better.
13 years ago at 9:04 amat some schools I am pretty sure Phi Sig Pi has both men and women members
13 years ago at 9:35 am^ Yeah, They do at my school.
13 years ago at 10:16 amArson, FaF?
13 years ago at 11:33 amJewish Lightning, TFTC?
13 years ago at 2:23 pmBodyshots? It’s ok, they’re pledge brothers.
13 years ago at 11:34 am“Mindboggling amount of NF here” The kid matching his plaid under shirt with his plaid letters has got to be one of the funniest pictures I’ve ever seen. Perfect caption.
13 years ago at 11:34 amsecond
13 years ago at 3:16 pmOnce again Pike takes Fail Friday
13 years ago at 11:35 amare you kidding me? pikes makes it on national TV, meanwhile theta sig pi or whatever that “fraternity” is looks like a bunch of downys
13 years ago at 11:40 amnot knowing your Greek letters- NF.
13 years ago at 11:54 amYou are obviously not “smart as fuck” if you don’t know the greek alphabet.
13 years ago at 12:03 pm^Somebody needs to work on their greek alphabet.
13 years ago at 12:04 pmTheta? I’m pretty sure that’s a Phi. Someone needs to work on their Greek alphabet. you certainly are “smart as fuck”
13 years ago at 12:04 pmI was too distracted by their other attire to focus on their letters
13 years ago at 12:07 pm^double negatives. NF
13 years ago at 12:12 pmBullshit! Knowing the alphabet should be like knowing your birthday or SSN. Its pretty clear your a GDI.
13 years ago at 12:13 pmdid it ever occur to you that I didn’t study the picture? I glanced at it and was disgusted. Thats why I said “theta sig pi or whatever”
you sir, are a retard.
of course I know the Greek alphabet.
13 years ago at 12:19 pmPikes probably never have to learn the alphabet, they’ll still get initiated
13 years ago at 12:21 pm^you’re initiation consisted of a test where you had to write down all the greek letters? wow, your chapter is hard as fuck. How did you make it?
13 years ago at 12:25 pm^its called getting past week 2 of being a pledge. You wouldn’t know about having pledges, you have “associate members”
13 years ago at 12:29 pmSmart as fuck it’s clear you’re in high school. Stop being a little bitch and shut the hell up
13 years ago at 12:31 pmNo, there is no excuse for not knowing a Greek letter. You’re not going to convince me that you’re affiliated. I recommend you change your username.
13 years ago at 12:33 pmexplaining yourself. NF
13 years ago at 1:03 pm^ hahaha this
13 years ago at 1:24 pmI think smart as fuck needs to prove his knowledge. Someone light a match and let’s settle this.
13 years ago at 1:40 pmsomebody get the matches lets see how smart this fuck is
13 years ago at 1:47 pmWooooo…
13 years ago at 2:05 pmPikes once, Pikes twice,
For the best, Pikes thrice!
Get out of the way
‘Cause here we come,
PiKA is number one!
Gooooo…Pikes!
Boolah, Boolah!
^^Yeah because that really helps your reputation…
Having homo shot calls. NF.
13 years ago at 3:32 pmSounds like you homos are being your own personal cheerleaders.
13 years ago at 4:53 pmok ok ok lets settle this once and for all…. your question is what are the greek letters that make up pikes name…. GO
13 years ago at 5:04 pmFI FI CRAPPA ALPHA…
13 years ago at 10:14 pm“IF YOU CAN’T SAY THE ENTIRE GREEK ALPHABET BEFORE THIS MATCH BURNS MY FINGERS, NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FUCKING PLEDGECLASS IS EVER GETTING INTO THIS HOUSE!!!!!!!”
13 years ago at 2:08 pm^chills of hazing running down my arms. holy shit don’t do that.
13 years ago at 10:08 pmAre you smarter than a Pike?
13 years ago at 11:36 amTrick question. If you weren’t smarter than a Pike you wouldn’t be able to read the post
13 years ago at 11:47 amRiding that fine line between literacy and unemployment. TFM.
13 years ago at 12:08 pmbeat me to it. It would be pike to be on that show.
13 years ago at 12:13 pmThe 5th graders are smarter than Pike.
13 years ago at 2:27 pmOf course I’m smarter than a PIKE, I didn’t accept the bid.
13 years ago at 3:19 pmNo. No you’re not.
13 years ago at 7:11 pmOf course, I’ve landed many pike in my boat over the years….. oh you were talking about the fraternity….yea them too.
13 years ago at 9:33 pmThat second photo makes me so god damn angry and i dont know why…
13 years ago at 11:37 am^This
13 years ago at 12:13 pmI just don’t understand why PIKE has to be consistently bad, it blows my mind.
13 years ago at 11:37 amAgreed.
13 years ago at 1:10 pmEverybody hates you when you’re on top.
13 years ago at 1:15 pmtop of the short bus maybe
13 years ago at 1:22 pm^WOW HAHAHAHA that was hilarious!! TOP OF THE SHORT BUS!
13 years ago at 1:46 pmgradeschool comebacks -NF
13 years ago at 1:51 pmHey smart as fuck if he wanted his own come back he’d wipe it off your mom’s chin.
13 years ago at 3:15 pm^This could have been an interesting comment thread until you decided to let your cocksucker loose with your stupid fucking comment.
13 years ago at 7:13 pmBottom tier
13 years ago at 4:14 pmThose shirts in the second picture were cut to be belly shirts. That’s great.
13 years ago at 11:38 amIts been a while since we’ve had a good Fail Friday.
13 years ago at 11:40 amIsn’t Fail Friday technically supposed to be bad?
13 years ago at 11:47 amGood meaning funny.
13 years ago at 11:50 amIt’s supposed to be both – good in the sense that those people are tragic embarrassments to humanity and we’re not, but bad in the sense that they contribute just as much to the public’s opinion of greek life just as much as everyone else, which is a sad truth indeed.
13 years ago at 11:52 amThe July 4th fail friday was pretty damn hilarious.
13 years ago at 4:41 pm