Fail Friday: You might be bottom tier if…

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’m so high right now I just read this last TFM post to my brother like 40 times apparently in my head. I said dude are you listening? thats a funny ass post! He said you haven’t said anything out loud bro. Idk but one of us is lying. TFM.
-Tennessee

Fucking toolbags.

Knowing you only have 5 dollars on your debit card so you take two xanys to the dome before the bars so you dont remeber how much you spent the next day. TFTC.
-Mississippi

I guarantee this guy doesn’t pay dues.

Stretching the skin on the tip of my penis to make it look like my dick is talking to my pledge brothers in the showers at the fraternity house. TFM.
-Tennessee

Being a penis puppeteer. TFM.

I treat my body like I treat my toilet. TFM.
-Louisiana

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Bringing the slampiece to the course so she can be your caddy. TFM.
-Ohio

Gentlemen only, ladies forbidden.

Putting “TMF” on your license plate.
-Texas

Total Move Frat license plate. TFTC?

My dad informs all his employees that if they start a fire to pour gasoline on it and run and that they’ll get 20% of the insurance money. TFM.
-Florida

Maybe you should inform your dad that sometimes there’s a fine line between TFTC and prison.

Mom told me I had to clean my room today I did not want to so I fake cried and she felt bad and bought me new golf clubs. TFM.
-Texas

You’re a pussy.

Since we don’t have Fraternity houses, the pledges have to stay at my apartment during Hell Week.
-Florida

#BottomTierProblems

Got blackout last night and just woke up to a cougar in my bed. As I lay here submitting this, I’m pretty sure she is atleast 65. TFM.
-Alabama

Y’all should go to Luby’s for breakfast.


This is the face I make when I’m on Chatroullete.


Mindboggling amount of NF here.


Kissy face.


Who needs girls with this kind of brotherhood.


I would feel the same way if I was you.

15 minutes of shame

  1. Jimmy Tatro

    Looks like that video is almost four years old. Jesus, TFM Intern…you really dug deep for this one.

    13 years ago at 11:50 am
  2. WhiskeyBent

    Is Chilis guy working extra shifts or something? Haven’t seen him on here in a while.

    13 years ago at 11:54 am
    1. Fratpublican_Reagan

      Yet another good comment. Shit, comments are a lot better than the post the last couple of weeks.

      13 years ago at 1:46 pm
  3. thefrattestofthemall

    does anyone else just cringe while laughing at the pike picture? i mean come on, look at the guy!

    13 years ago at 12:00 pm
  4. jack d

    Cargo shorts on the left side of the picture and not doing body shots off the slampiece in the background, NF.

    13 years ago at 12:07 pm
    1. Bro Louis

      Our chapter is good. We arn’t like the other ones. We get with girls without using roofies or any other date rape drugs. People like us on campus and we throw great parties. I’ve gone to other chapters and shake my head at the people that are in Pike. Kind of sucks

      13 years ago at 5:01 pm
    2. ShooterMcGavin

      I’m an SAE “smart as fuck” and you’re a homo. From the way you have lost your temper through your comments, I imagine you being the stereotypical protein hungry, steroid raging, sleeveless shirt wearing, gelled hair pike douchbag that is nationwide.

      13 years ago at 5:13 pm
    3. smart as fuck

      We destroy SAE every year in athletics, parties, grades, campus involvement, community service etc (along with every other fraternity). They aren’t even on our radar. Pikes may be low quality at your school, but SAE is garbage at mine.
      And no I don’t go to the gym or have any hair products besides shampoo, but good guess.

      13 years ago at 5:21 pm
    4. ShooterMcGavin

      Either way you’re still a homo. Enjoy this week off pike, everyone will see you next Friday for your scheduled hazing.

      13 years ago at 5:36 pm
    5. smart as fuck

      If you consider a website a form of hazing I sincerely feel bad for you.
      Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.

      13 years ago at 5:48 pm
    6. ShooterMcGavin

      Don’t cry little buddy. At least you’re “smart as fuck” someone out there will accept you. Hell pike already has, but that’s not saying much considering they accept everyone.

      13 years ago at 5:50 pm
    7. Black and Yellow

      you two are stupid as fuck, just thought id bring that up.

      anyways yall continue with whatever the hell you’re trying to prove, don’t mind me.

      13 years ago at 9:41 pm
  5. TexasLonghorns

    Wearing hoodies with your letters is definitely NF. Being on “are you smarter than a 5th grader” is about as frat as Obama

    13 years ago at 12:27 pm
    1. SPECOA

      There’s nothing wrong with lettered hoodies. If you think there is, you take this website WAY too seriously.

      Being on a game show for children on the other hand…

      13 years ago at 12:59 pm
    2. icehoused

      There’s something fundamentally wrong with them, namely that they make you look like a fucking queer.

      13 years ago at 5:49 pm
  6. Winning circa 1776

    Ok, this is my first post because quite frankly its getting ridiculous. I know this post is likely to generate some clever comment in response, most likely to the effect of “I [insert douche name] hate PIKE.” Regardless, my own chapter is made of men of character, who slam just as much tail and tallboys as any other fraternity. I fucking hate the disgraceful behavior of these children, who according to nationals are supposed to be like us. I will never call them brother and their chapters deserve to be burned, which I am sure it would be easy as I assume hair gel is flammable. Although the assclown in the video might not be smarter than a 5th grader, the rush chair must have been high jankem for bidding him. Say “fuck PIKE” all you want but no one is madder about this than PIKE members from reputable chapters and for all we care, those who wear our letters are underserving of the cock god strapped to their feminine parts. Standing as a beacon of hope when the retards of the world threaten the integrity of your fratopia. Phi Phi.

    13 years ago at 12:32 pm
    1. Saint_Fratrics_day

      If it was one of my brothers on fail friday, I would have just laughed it off instead of threatening arson. People say fuck pike because you have no sense of brotherhood.

      13 years ago at 12:49 pm
    2. Sic Semper FRATannis

      Eh, nothing you can do about about other colony’s submissions.

      Just bottle it up inside, grab another ‘natty, and look for these brothers in Memphis or Austin.

      Phi Phi

      13 years ago at 12:52 pm
    3. Frattain Morgan

      This is an accurate representation of the great brotherhood that all pikes share.

      13 years ago at 3:18 pm
    4. FishinFratDaddy

      My grandfather is a pike, my father is a pike, and I’m a pike. Different generations, different schools, same traditions. You can have a good laugh at our drunken escapades hell we laugh at ya’lls too. We all do the same dumb shit, pike just happens to get on this site more. Tends to happen when you got 250,000+ members. Phi Phi.

      13 years ago at 4:14 pm
    5. IHSFrat1855

      When pike got shut down at our school they filled the air ducts wits cement and tried to burn the place (which didn’t work because it was brick). Then about 2 years later they got their charter back and where aloud back into their house, but because they fucked it up so badly they still live in shitty apartments because their alumni wont pay to fix their dumb ass mistakes.

      13 years ago at 4:20 pm
    6. Joe DiMaggibro

      ^^ Agreed, Saint_Fratrics_day. One of my pledge brothers made Fail Friday a month or so back and we just all laughed at him and gave him kind of a hard time; everyone forgot the next day.

      Show a little respect for brothers at other schools, Winning circa 1776.

      13 years ago at 5:08 pm
    7. Year Around Frat

      Hey FishinFratDaddy. SigEp, SAE, Sigma Chi, and Kappa Sigma are bigger. So shouldn’t these 4 be just as hated on this site? But their not…

      13 years ago at 1:04 pm
    8. Prefferedshacker

      Am I the only one who cried laughing when he said “reputable chapters” while referring to Pike?

      13 years ago at 1:20 am
    9. Sex Above Everything

      thats funny “fishinfratdaddy” because my fraternity has over 300,000 initiates and I havent seen my letters on a fail friday yet, I have however seen us on the TFM photos, which can only lead me to believe that my fraternity has far less gaywads than yours.

      13 years ago at 1:36 pm