Fail Friday: You might be bottom tier if…
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’m so high right now I just read this last TFM post to my brother like 40 times apparently in my head. I said dude are you listening? thats a funny ass post! He said you haven’t said anything out loud bro. Idk but one of us is lying. TFM.
-Tennessee

Fucking toolbags.

Knowing you only have 5 dollars on your debit card so you take two xanys to the dome before the bars so you dont remeber how much you spent the next day. TFTC.
-Mississippi

I guarantee this guy doesn’t pay dues.

Stretching the skin on the tip of my penis to make it look like my dick is talking to my pledge brothers in the showers at the fraternity house. TFM.
-Tennessee

Being a penis puppeteer. TFM.

I treat my body like I treat my toilet. TFM.
-Louisiana

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Bringing the slampiece to the course so she can be your caddy. TFM.
-Ohio

Gentlemen only, ladies forbidden.

Putting “TMF” on your license plate.
-Texas

Total Move Frat license plate. TFTC?

My dad informs all his employees that if they start a fire to pour gasoline on it and run and that they’ll get 20% of the insurance money. TFM.
-Florida

Maybe you should inform your dad that sometimes there’s a fine line between TFTC and prison.

Mom told me I had to clean my room today I did not want to so I fake cried and she felt bad and bought me new golf clubs. TFM.
-Texas

You’re a pussy.

Since we don’t have Fraternity houses, the pledges have to stay at my apartment during Hell Week.
-Florida

#BottomTierProblems

Got blackout last night and just woke up to a cougar in my bed. As I lay here submitting this, I’m pretty sure she is atleast 65. TFM.
-Alabama

Y’all should go to Luby’s for breakfast.


This is the face I make when I’m on Chatroullete.


Mindboggling amount of NF here.


Kissy face.


Who needs girls with this kind of brotherhood.


I would feel the same way if I was you.

15 minutes of shame

  2. Billy Fradison

    Did anyone else notice the cargo shorts on the left in the second to last picture before they noticed the body shot?

    13 years ago at 12:36 pm
  3. NObama_2012

    does the fatass in the middle have money print letters? if so, im ordering myself a pair right now.

    13 years ago at 12:51 pm
    1. Fratent Pending

      Hey bro! the camera added about 400 pounds to me in that picture. No worries thou I’m TFTC. Ne ways I bought that awesome print on gangsterfrat.com

      13 years ago at 2:59 pm
    2. Black and Yellow

      Fratent Pending, I found a couple errors in your comment, ill list them in order of importance.

      “gangsterfrat.com”
      “I’m TFTC”
      “Ne ways”
      “400 pounds”

      hope this helps

      13 years ago at 9:48 pm
  4. PhiPhiFrat

    A) They’re on national television, so I’m sure they were told to act like the archetypal “fratboy” for ratings. Regardless, being on tv in a positive light these days for ANY fraternity is good news for greek life everywhere.

    B) Dammit FAU, just go back to Cuba.

    13 years ago at 12:54 pm
  6. CandC

    Why was a PSP picture even submitted? They’re an honors fraternity, not a social fraternity…

    13 years ago at 1:09 pm
  7. carolinahaze

    “Mindboggling amount of NF here.” – Yeah, no shit.

    First of all: Phi Sigma Pi is not a fraternity, it’s an honors society with letters.

    Also, I didn’t realize Fred Durst had gained 200 pounds and gone back to college.

    13 years ago at 1:16 pm
  8. Frat IV

    Anyone else watch that video and immediately think that the dumbest 5th grader on that show is probably smarter than every Pike there put together?

    13 years ago at 1:22 pm
  10. Iowa Xi till I die

    “More Meatheads like yourself” Even Foxworthy knows PIKE is garbage.

    13 years ago at 1:48 pm
  11. SECorbust

    If you show me a school where PIKE is shitty, i’ll show you a school thats outside of the SEC and one that has an awful greek system. pike is good at any school that matters. Being part of a chapter of 50 guys or less that slam 300 pound fat GDI’s on the reg and wear fucking oakley’s and a polo t-shirt and think its fratty doesnt give you the right to think you’re better than anyone. this is the only time i will ever comment on this shitty site because honestly trolling and commenting on anything on this website is about as NF as it gets.

    13 years ago at 1:56 pm
    1. RonFratSaladWhite

      You’d think that after all the times some pike claimed that they are “good at any school that matters” someone would have been able to back them up. I have yet to see a comment from a non-pike saying that pike isn’t bottom tier at their respective school. Shut the fuck up until you bring in proof. Let’s see some pictures.

      13 years ago at 2:42 pm
    2. the fratness monster

      Shitty site, yet you have an account? I go to a small private university in the South that has D1 sports I might add, and Pike isn’t that bad at my school in the sense that they have a handful of guys that are pretty fratty. The problem is they give everyone a bid making them Pi kappa anybody which dilutes their brotherhood greatly. Dead weight brothers and chapters are what get you on Fail Friday, stop giving EVERYONE bids. Quality over quantity.

      13 years ago at 3:19 pm
    3. Sic Semper FRATannis

      What’s wrong with Frockets daily? I wear them 5-6 days a week.

      But, then again I work in a lab which uses tons of dyes, radioactive/harmful chems, etc.

      Much easier taking a $20-30 hit than a $60+.

      13 years ago at 5:30 pm
    5. Bruce Brosteen

      PIKE sucks at USC, they lost their house to Phi Mu and they are meathead GDIs who try to be fratty by wearing pastels but everyone sees through it because they try too hard. So no, they aren’t all good chapters in the SEC.

      13 years ago at 5:09 pm