Fail Friday: You might be bottom tier if…
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’m so high right now I just read this last TFM post to my brother like 40 times apparently in my head. I said dude are you listening? thats a funny ass post! He said you haven’t said anything out loud bro. Idk but one of us is lying. TFM.
-Tennessee

Fucking toolbags.

Knowing you only have 5 dollars on your debit card so you take two xanys to the dome before the bars so you dont remeber how much you spent the next day. TFTC.
-Mississippi

I guarantee this guy doesn’t pay dues.

Stretching the skin on the tip of my penis to make it look like my dick is talking to my pledge brothers in the showers at the fraternity house. TFM.
-Tennessee

Being a penis puppeteer. TFM.

I treat my body like I treat my toilet. TFM.
-Louisiana

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Bringing the slampiece to the course so she can be your caddy. TFM.
-Ohio

Gentlemen only, ladies forbidden.

Putting “TMF” on your license plate.
-Texas

Total Move Frat license plate. TFTC?

My dad informs all his employees that if they start a fire to pour gasoline on it and run and that they’ll get 20% of the insurance money. TFM.
-Florida

Maybe you should inform your dad that sometimes there’s a fine line between TFTC and prison.

Mom told me I had to clean my room today I did not want to so I fake cried and she felt bad and bought me new golf clubs. TFM.
-Texas

You’re a pussy.

Since we don’t have Fraternity houses, the pledges have to stay at my apartment during Hell Week.
-Florida

#BottomTierProblems

Got blackout last night and just woke up to a cougar in my bed. As I lay here submitting this, I’m pretty sure she is atleast 65. TFM.
-Alabama

Y’all should go to Luby’s for breakfast.


This is the face I make when I’m on Chatroullete.


Mindboggling amount of NF here.


Kissy face.


Who needs girls with this kind of brotherhood.


I would feel the same way if I was you.

15 minutes of shame

  3. rainbowsociety

    4th photo is definitely a geed dorm party

    but seriously pikes where do yall come up with this shit

    13 years ago at 3:12 pm
  6. Frattery

    I’d say the Pikes in that video either aren’t Pikes or were told by casting to act super “fratty” on the show. I know Pikes are weak, but those dudes were perfectly playing to the stereotypical frat guy caricature.

    Also, the nerds in picture two appear to be joking with those “I’m hard” which is slightly redeeming. Nonetheless, a solid Fail Friday.

    13 years ago at 6:57 pm
  8. George_S_Fratton

    I think #BottomTierProblems could catch on and make one hell of a Twatter Tuesday

    13 years ago at 8:58 pm
  11. tx_raised_tx_hazed

    Sterling Cooper should be on Fail Friday for never being a member of a fraternity, yet acting like he has. He went to Abilene Christian University, and was a member of a “social club” called Galaxy. No Greek letters, no alcohol. NF. TGM.

    13 years ago at 11:00 pm
    3. tx_raised_tx_hazed

      I do go there too. And there’s about 5 other people on this website that know that he goes to ACU too. I’ve met the guy… not the TFTC guy that you’d think he’d be.

      13 years ago at 9:08 pm