Fail Friday: You might be bottom tier if…

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’m so high right now I just read this last TFM post to my brother like 40 times apparently in my head. I said dude are you listening? thats a funny ass post! He said you haven’t said anything out loud bro. Idk but one of us is lying. TFM.
-Tennessee

Fucking toolbags.

Knowing you only have 5 dollars on your debit card so you take two xanys to the dome before the bars so you dont remeber how much you spent the next day. TFTC.
-Mississippi

I guarantee this guy doesn’t pay dues.

Stretching the skin on the tip of my penis to make it look like my dick is talking to my pledge brothers in the showers at the fraternity house. TFM.
-Tennessee

Being a penis puppeteer. TFM.

I treat my body like I treat my toilet. TFM.
-Louisiana

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Bringing the slampiece to the course so she can be your caddy. TFM.
-Ohio

Gentlemen only, ladies forbidden.

Putting “TMF” on your license plate.
-Texas

Total Move Frat license plate. TFTC?

My dad informs all his employees that if they start a fire to pour gasoline on it and run and that they’ll get 20% of the insurance money. TFM.
-Florida

Maybe you should inform your dad that sometimes there’s a fine line between TFTC and prison.

Mom told me I had to clean my room today I did not want to so I fake cried and she felt bad and bought me new golf clubs. TFM.
-Texas

You’re a pussy.

Since we don’t have Fraternity houses, the pledges have to stay at my apartment during Hell Week.
-Florida

#BottomTierProblems

Got blackout last night and just woke up to a cougar in my bed. As I lay here submitting this, I’m pretty sure she is atleast 65. TFM.
-Alabama

Y’all should go to Luby’s for breakfast.


This is the face I make when I’m on Chatroullete.


Mindboggling amount of NF here.


Kissy face.


Who needs girls with this kind of brotherhood.


I would feel the same way if I was you.

15 minutes of shame

  1. phiphiinyoureye1868

    You guys can hate on pike all you want but if your not from northern Virginia I assume your poor and thus your input on anything is as valuable as homeless person. People can hate on this post but my resume is far better then yours since I have been working for a fortune 500 company since I was in highschool and no not as an intern aka I don’t need daddy’s money like most if not all of you…. Rush pike

    13 years ago at 2:03 am
    1. ShooterMcGavin

      Must be a shitty company if they hired someone who doesn’t know how to spell “you’re”

      13 years ago at 8:00 am
    2. the fratness monster

      You’ve been working there since high school, and not as an intern? So, you didn’t go to college, or you are in fact a Wal-Mart greeter? Is it McDonalds? What’s going on here?

      13 years ago at 9:06 am
    3. phiphiinyoureye1868

      1. I’m in college and 21. 2 how is a fortune 500 company shitty. Making 6 figures doesn’t sound shitty to me. 3 The whole hating on other fraternities is little kid shit cause when you work in the real world all Greek affiliated people like each other and talk about the great times they had with their bros.

      13 years ago at 12:15 am
    4. heeey

      You are caring way too much. Also, trying to sound impressive via TFM is kind of “little kid shit.”

      13 years ago at 12:22 am
    5. Victory Lap

      I grew up in Fairfax and I can tell you from experience that Northern Virginia is in no way fratty. While it is one of the richest areas in America, it’s filled with new money liberals who have no class whatsoever. Most of the kids i went to high school with wore abercombrie, hollister, etc. almost exclusively. I don’t need daddy’s money, but if he gives me money I’m sure as hell going to spend it. $70,000 in Birmingham would be roughly equivalent to making 6 figures in the DC area, and I’ll be making that whenever I decide to stop having fun and graduate with my B.S.. How the hell did you graduate from high school without learning how to use puncuation?

      13 years ago at 1:32 am
  2. Today I Fratted

    Well I guess it won’t be neccesary to post a FF column next week since Pike has already posted an additional weeks worth of fail in the comments section.

    13 years ago at 11:41 am
  3. Arrogant Bastard

    They had to cancel the TV show “Are you smarter than a Pike?” after every contestant won.

    13 years ago at 12:39 pm
  4. Coloradoslampieces

    Now pike is failing on national tv. Must be nice to look like idiots when that episode is replayed in front of America

    13 years ago at 11:19 pm
  5. CarolinaInMyMind

    anyone else notice the really really REALLY skinny bitch in the fourth photo??

    13 years ago at 2:34 pm