FAIL FRIDAY: You Play To Lose The Game
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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
That time when you and your brother got denied hard at the bar and then comforted each other sexually when you got home and you never told anyone about it. TFM.
Cool story, Hansel.
Ordering a wonton wrap appetizer to share to hint that you want a threesome with an Asian. TFM.
Unless she’s a mind reader, that ain’t happenin’.
Sticking your dick in a Gatorade bottle and getting it stuck in there when you get an erection because your dick is so damn big. TFM.
Maybe stop having intercourse with Gatorade bottles.
I’m so frat I trick myself into thinking I’m not frat so I haze myself back into thinking I’m frat. TFM.
You need to be committed to a mental health facility.
Having a fake ID as a 12-year-old that works every time. TFM.
If you have a fake ID at 12 years old, you have literally a 100% chance of becoming an alcoholic.
I’m packing a lip, drunk, high and I gotta pee #college
I really appreciate you taking the time to submit this.
Ask Jeeves being the guy who taught you to eat box. Yeah, I’ve been licking clam for that long. TFM.
Dude Ask Jeeves’d how to perform cunnalingus.
None in the pink, pee in the stink. That’s called the “frocker.” TFM.
Get it? It’s a play on the “shocker.” Crazy innovative.
When your parents text to ask if you need anything from the store and you reply “condoms my slam is coming over.” TFM.
What a badass. Just straight up tells his parents how it is. No fear.
It fucking sucked because she thought I farted, but I didn’t. It was my bro Stu the whole time. TFM.
That Stu is a real character. Always farting mid-threesome and shit.
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“I see my sisters working that brown and pink”
9 years ago at 12:48 pmI understand that fail Friday is something that everyone loves because we get to shit on the intern and the stuff is quite hilarious. I also realize that the staff doesn’t want to task someone with actual skill with such an easy job. But I think devry guy could make this so much funnier. You suck at comedy intern.
9 years ago at 12:56 pmFor an annoying troll you actually had a very good idea just now
9 years ago at 1:09 pmThe cover pic is cringe wortht, jesus phi delt
9 years ago at 12:57 pmGoob in the middle has easily most punchable face I’ve ever seen
9 years ago at 2:50 pmDude’s giving Randy Marsh a run for his money
9 years ago at 12:59 pm*plot twist: the guys from the Taylor Swift pic is the UFC Sigma Nu
9 years ago at 1:09 pmI didn’t know MMA fighters had fraternities
9 years ago at 1:58 pmNeither me nor Steve have someone review things before we post them on the Internet
9 years ago at 2:12 pmUCF*. Start lacing up
9 years ago at 2:10 pmHi sweetie,
Summer has just gone by way too fast! I can’t believe that you are moving back into your fraternity house already. I don’t want to ruin the surprise, but I heard your brothers talk about you getting to go on something called an elephant walk. Sounds like fun, take lots of pictures!
Love,
9 years ago at 1:15 pmMom
I have to admit, I thought this account would burn out a while ago. I’m impressed.
9 years ago at 4:12 pmPhi Delt putting in a good show.
9 years ago at 1:21 pmIf golf’s for those who can’t board, I think those boys just earned a membership at that course
9 years ago at 1:42 pmGot em
9 years ago at 2:02 pmHow man subscribers do you fucks need on the list serv to just release the Fail Friday on time? This is bullshit
9 years ago at 1:45 pmI feel like most of the stuff in the first video was the kind of material we see consistently in the photo section
9 years ago at 1:56 pm