FAIL FRIDAY: You’re Doing It Wrong

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Telling the 4 your nailing that you’re videotaping her when in reality your watching porn. TFM.
-Ohio

You went one-for-three in the “your” vs. “you’re” battle. Your a moron.

Throwing lamps at GDIs because they need to lighten up. TFM.
-Virginia

Assault with symbolism.

Making a pledge eat a bowl of Purina Frat Chow and then walking him around campus on a leash. So funny. So frat. So college. TFM.
-Indiana

So stupid. So lame. So Fail Friday.

Telling the slam that she needs to lose weight even though her pediatrician says she’s 10 pounds under the average weight for a 13-year-old. TFM.
-New York

You’re either a pedophile or way too young for this website. Either way, we’re all very disturbed.

Going to Subway and ordering a footlong frat sammy on white not toasted, and the workers having no idea what you’re talking about, so you piss on the floor and say, “I’m going to Jimmy John’s you fuckin’ geeds,” and then you do. TFM.
-Kansas

There has to be a more civilized way to express your disapproval.

Tying an American flag around your frat pecker before you go to bed so the first thing you see when you wake up is Old Glory flying high on a flag pole of pure freedom. TFM.
-Alabama

What is wrong with you?

There once was a bro named Pat. He wasn’t particularly frat. Until he slipped on some Sperrys & popped all these bitch’s cherries and now all the hoes call him frat. #KONY2012
-Michigan

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Wearing your golfing gloves to the gym to protect your delicate frands from the massive dumbbells you curl. FaF.
-Florida

You’re trying to make “frands” happen? Frat + hands? I hope you get struck by lightning.

When a girl at a party is all like “I actually can’t get wet, it’s like sand paper down there” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

I hope you bought the big bottle of lube.

Told her I would take her out to get ice cream, so I took her to 7-11, bought her a Choco Taco and we banged in the bathroom. TFM.
-Virginia

That’s called a dream date. I’m assuming one day she’ll be your wife.

That guy has a shark where his dick should be!

Please tell me that’s not permanent.

Dudes in the mafia kiss each other on the cheek. What’s the big deal?

This is what every single person in the comments section looks like.

If you’re going to take a picture like this, make a goofy face. Don’t try to look like a badass. I’ll put it on Fail Friday either way, but come on.

We have the same O-face!

Guy in the towel is holding down his boner.

Hide your girlfriends.

He’s more than ready for that load.