FAIL FRIDAY: Zero Self Respect
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Going through your father’s porn collection and discovering your mother. TFM.
That’s years of therapy right there.
Wearing cargos but only because all your Chubbies are in the laundry. TFM.
Weird wardrobe you’re working with.
Having to suck your own fucking frock because you don’t have a slam piece. TSM.
Wait…what?
Pissing on one of your brother’s laundry because he owes you $10 in quarters. Fuck you, John. TFM.
Damn, John. Dude pissed on your laundry.
Hey intern what’s the most frat body of water? The EuPHRATes river. LMFAO.
Get the fuck out of my sight.
I’ll have the filet mignon de pussy and a side of fries please. And the waitress spreads her legs and you lick that clam dry. TFM.
No doubt this guy is a sex offender.
“Do the jingle!” Like a good fratstar, fratman is there! “In my frat castle!” And you and your bros avoid a crisis. TFM.
I literally can’t even.
Getting on one knee and chugging the wine at Communion while you’re fros (frat bros) in line chant. “Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink!” TFM.
Can I get an “Amen?”
I beat my dick like a pledge that doesn’t know the Greek alphabet. TFM.
Just take it easy, chief.
That relatable moment when your dad is about to beat you, but then he tells a joke, but he’s still got the belt in his hand. TFM.
The fuck?
Barely squeezed it in before noon? Fuck you, Intern
11 years ago at 11:56 amdude, its past noon.
11 years ago at 12:00 pmNice try, champ. They do it on Central time.
11 years ago at 12:01 pmYou do understand that our country has multiple time zones, right?
11 years ago at 12:01 pmIt was posted 10 minutes ago, which would make it 11:55 central time. Would you like me to draw a picture for you to help explain this?
11 years ago at 12:06 pmokay okay. gosh you think you could make a mistake or two around here without getting more shit than the intern.
11 years ago at 12:11 pmYou thought wrong.
11 years ago at 12:14 pmDo you want a fucking tissue box?
11 years ago at 1:30 pmMistakes are NF
11 years ago at 4:38 pmDie Intern, die.
11 years ago at 11:57 amTwo weeks in a row before noon? Intern must be hurting lol
11 years ago at 11:58 amDon’t say “lol”
11 years ago at 11:59 amPike and Pi Kapp are two different fraternities, intern.
11 years ago at 12:00 pmWhatever man eat my cum.
11 years ago at 12:03 pmLearn the Greek alphabet jackass
11 years ago at 12:08 pmFuck you Intern, don’t associate our name with those shitty Pike letters.
11 years ago at 12:20 pmHonestly I have a question. There are no Pikes at my school but they seem to have a shitty rep where they do have them. Why?
11 years ago at 12:38 pmPike @ UPenn & Penn State are fucking try-hard goobers. They’re the joke of both campuses. They just brought Pike on at my campus and they go around bad mouthing every fraternity. They’re the rejects that no fraternities wanted to give bids to and vandalized our house because they don’t have the numbers or money to purchase / rent one.
TL;DR Fuck Pike they’re a joke.
11 years ago at 12:46 pmWhich TFM staff are Pikes?
11 years ago at 1:10 pmYou don’t go to CCU do you? Bc we just got Pike there and that sounds just like them
11 years ago at 7:15 pm^ Good try Nationals..
11 years ago at 12:09 pmSee that cooler in the 12th picture? That’s why.
11 years ago at 12:47 pmSomething about the age old Pike traditions of butt chugging and having intercourse with unconscious girls might have something to do with it, but who am I to judge.
11 years ago at 11:22 pm#PikeAsFuck
11 years ago at 11:24 amWhat were you searching to find that stupid ass “sword fighting” video, Intern?
11 years ago at 11:27 amMust be doing something right to have so much shit talking. If none of these Pike chapters mattered why talk about them…..
11 years ago at 1:20 amIntern, why haven’t you been not fired yet? That is an omission any first day pledge would not make in his sleep.
11 years ago at 4:17 pmLearn to speak American, guy.
11 years ago at 7:01 pmpike as fuck
11 years ago at 10:32 amGo fuck yourself.
11 years ago at 2:05 pmNow we know why The Intern sucks so much. He’s a fucking GDI.
11 years ago at 4:35 pmFor members of an organization that constantly gets stereotyped and judged, you all seem to do a lot of it yourselves. As a Pike, I can confidently say I’ve never touched an unconscious girl, as crazy as that sounds.
11 years ago at 12:21 amΦ Φ
What a pike thing to say.
11 years ago at 9:08 amIntern I hope you go on the TFM spring break trip to Mexico so that you can be pressed into service as a cartel drug mule and spend the rest of your miserable life shitting balloons
11 years ago at 12:00 pmWow. That truly hurts.
11 years ago at 12:04 pmI wish Rebecca Martinson would’ve cunt-punched your cunt of a mother so that we wouldn’t be stuck with you miserable excuse of a man.
11 years ago at 12:06 pmI think she was known for cunt-punting
11 years ago at 12:19 amIntern, as punishment you should have to sit in Catie’s cubicle and ask her to tell you all about her campaign job for Romney. Every detail from start to finish.
11 years ago at 12:41 pmOr we could have him clean the TSM bathroom after the Friday morning “battle shits” a la Harold and Kumar.
11 years ago at 8:28 amThanks Intern! I made an account just so I could downvote your ass.
11 years ago at 8:48 pmIf the only shorts that you own are chubbies and cargos you really should reevaluate your wardrobe and life. Fucking GDI.
11 years ago at 12:00 pmLaundry piss doesn’t deserve to be on here
11 years ago at 12:00 pmThe dude shitting while sitting at that booth while eating is just plain fucked up. Why?
11 years ago at 12:01 pmCouldn’t get another bite of lunch down after seeing that. What in the fuck.
11 years ago at 12:23 pmHe had to be pissing his pants too right? It just naturally comes out when taking a shit.
11 years ago at 1:15 pmNah, I think that’s a disease pal.
11 years ago at 1:31 pmA modern take on the classic binge and purge. #buttstuff2015
11 years ago at 3:52 pmPoop and Rally?
11 years ago at 11:41 pmnow that’s pike as fuck
11 years ago at 10:34 amPi Kappa Alpha isn’t Pi Kapp you fucking idiot intern. Jesus, I’d make you do bows and toes until I get tired of watching you do bows and toes.
11 years ago at 12:03 pmThe title of this article also doubles for interns autobiography
11 years ago at 12:03 pm