FAIL FRIDAY: Zero Self Respect
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Going through your father’s porn collection and discovering your mother. TFM.

That’s years of therapy right there.

Wearing cargos but only because all your Chubbies are in the laundry. TFM.

Weird wardrobe you’re working with.

Having to suck your own fucking frock because you don’t have a slam piece. TSM.

Wait…what?

Pissing on one of your brother’s laundry because he owes you $10 in quarters. Fuck you, John. TFM.

Damn, John. Dude pissed on your laundry.

Hey intern what’s the most frat body of water? The EuPHRATes river. LMFAO.

Get the fuck out of my sight.

I’ll have the filet mignon de pussy and a side of fries please. And the waitress spreads her legs and you lick that clam dry. TFM.

No doubt this guy is a sex offender.

“Do the jingle!” Like a good fratstar, fratman is there! “In my frat castle!” And you and your bros avoid a crisis. TFM.

I literally can’t even.

Getting on one knee and chugging the wine at Communion while you’re fros (frat bros) in line chant. “Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink!” TFM.

Can I get an “Amen?”

I beat my dick like a pledge that doesn’t know the Greek alphabet. TFM.

Just take it easy, chief.

That relatable moment when your dad is about to beat you, but then he tells a joke, but he’s still got the belt in his hand. TFM.

The fuck?

Is that puke or piss or shit? Or all of the above?
Is that puke or piss or shit? Or all of the above?
At least put a shirt on, guy. Have a sliver of self respect.
At least put a shirt on, guy. Have a sliver of self respect.
What in the hell?
What in the hell?
Taking their goober game to the next level.
Taking their goober game to the next level.
Looks like things are going well.
Looks like things are going well.
Guy really doesnt like Pi Kapp.
Guy really doesn’t like Pi Kapp.
Trying so damn hard.
Trying so damn hard.
Come on, guys. Dont do that.
Come on, guys. Don’t do that.
This kid is just killing the game.
This kid is just killing the game.
Kid is not impressed.
Kid is not impressed.
Terrible, terrible cooler.
Terrible, terrible cooler.
Sleeping with a giant teddy and a pink blankey. TFM.
Sleeping with a giant teddy and a pink blankey. TFM.
No titty here. YOLO.
No titty here. YOLO.
Creeping to the max.
Creeping to the max.
That's unfortunate.
That’s unfortunate.
Man down.
Man down.
Possibly the most disturbing composite photo ever.
Possibly the most disturbing composite photo ever.
Is he? Yeah, he's shitting.
Is he? Yeah, he’s shitting.
NO RAGRETS.
NO RAGRETS.

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  4. Frock_ltch

    This was bad, Intern. Real. Fucking. Bad. You’ve completely given up, haven’t you. Literally, take two steps back and proceed to fuck your own face.

    11 years ago at 12:09 pm
  7. DeweyOxburger

    Intern, if Fail Friday isn’t posted before noon next week, I’ll have my dad’s private equity firm make an acquisition move on Grandex and send your punk ass to unemployment. #FireTheIntern2015

    11 years ago at 12:29 pm
  8. Dthesmith

    Intern really proved why he’s still the fucking intern. What’s it been, like 4 years? You piece of shit.

    11 years ago at 12:34 pm
  10. MattEastAtIU

    The lynching photo should not have been published on this site, especially with the recent events concerning racial injustice. Show some fucking class TFM.

    11 years ago at 12:47 pm
      1. MattEastAtIU

        Seriously? You’re telling me that publishing a photo showing a black male being hung by a shirtless, hick looking white male is acceptable?

        For Christ’s sake, MLK day is in three days and you think it’s acceptable to publish a racist photo, as if there aren’t enough negative connotations associated with fraternity life.

        Sure this site is just for satire but there’s nothing funny about racism.

        Lap me. Ball me. But I won’t stand for this type of bullshit.

        11 years ago at 1:14 pm
      2. party_on_garth

        I thought it was a inter racial, autoerotic asphyxiation photo. Just bros helping bros. powerful stuff.

        11 years ago at 1:40 pm
      3. Uncle_Dick_Wet

        Keep in mind that photo is being published in the context of Fail Friday. TFM isn’t promoting that, they’re making fun of it.

        I’ll agree that it’s offensive, but you don’t have the right to not be offended. If you don’t like the fact that TFM posted that photo than stop visiting their website. That’s capitalism, bitch.

        11 years ago at 1:46 pm
      4. Lake Erie Fracht Club

        What you don’t seem to get is that both guys in the picture are clearly friends and fraternity brothers so I’d say that neither is racist and that the organization they are in is also not racist.

        11 years ago at 1:47 pm
    2. Fratt Stairs

      Hey MattEastAtIU how do you starve a black person?

      Hide his food stamps under his work boots

      11 years ago at 2:34 pm