FAIL FRIDAY: Zero Self Respect
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Going through your father’s porn collection and discovering your mother. TFM.

That’s years of therapy right there.

Wearing cargos but only because all your Chubbies are in the laundry. TFM.

Weird wardrobe you’re working with.

Having to suck your own fucking frock because you don’t have a slam piece. TSM.

Wait…what?

Pissing on one of your brother’s laundry because he owes you $10 in quarters. Fuck you, John. TFM.

Damn, John. Dude pissed on your laundry.

Hey intern what’s the most frat body of water? The EuPHRATes river. LMFAO.

Get the fuck out of my sight.

I’ll have the filet mignon de pussy and a side of fries please. And the waitress spreads her legs and you lick that clam dry. TFM.

No doubt this guy is a sex offender.

“Do the jingle!” Like a good fratstar, fratman is there! “In my frat castle!” And you and your bros avoid a crisis. TFM.

I literally can’t even.

Getting on one knee and chugging the wine at Communion while you’re fros (frat bros) in line chant. “Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink!” TFM.

Can I get an “Amen?”

I beat my dick like a pledge that doesn’t know the Greek alphabet. TFM.

Just take it easy, chief.

That relatable moment when your dad is about to beat you, but then he tells a joke, but he’s still got the belt in his hand. TFM.

The fuck?

Is that puke or piss or shit? Or all of the above?
Is that puke or piss or shit? Or all of the above?
At least put a shirt on, guy. Have a sliver of self respect.
At least put a shirt on, guy. Have a sliver of self respect.
What in the hell?
What in the hell?
Taking their goober game to the next level.
Taking their goober game to the next level.
Looks like things are going well.
Looks like things are going well.
Guy really doesnt like Pi Kapp.
Guy really doesn’t like Pi Kapp.
Trying so damn hard.
Trying so damn hard.
Come on, guys. Dont do that.
Come on, guys. Don’t do that.
This kid is just killing the game.
This kid is just killing the game.
Kid is not impressed.
Kid is not impressed.
Terrible, terrible cooler.
Terrible, terrible cooler.
Sleeping with a giant teddy and a pink blankey. TFM.
Sleeping with a giant teddy and a pink blankey. TFM.
No titty here. YOLO.
No titty here. YOLO.
Creeping to the max.
Creeping to the max.
That's unfortunate.
That’s unfortunate.
Man down.
Man down.
Possibly the most disturbing composite photo ever.
Possibly the most disturbing composite photo ever.
Is he? Yeah, he's shitting.
Is he? Yeah, he’s shitting.
NO RAGRETS.
NO RAGRETS.

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  2. Brooks brothers bow tie

    “I’ll have the filet mignon de pussy and a side of fries please. And the waitress spreads her legs and you lick that clam dry. TFM.” filet mignon NEVER comes with fries

    11 years ago at 1:10 pm
    1. ProudPhi2042

      Out of the entire post, THAT is what you felt the need to comment on? The french fries?

      11 years ago at 2:30 pm
      1. Brooks brothers bow tie

        After this shitty fail Friday that was thing that really stuck in my mind the most. It was that bad.

        11 years ago at 8:40 pm
  4. Rockindale

    Intern I was starting to think you were getting smarter because you posted this before 8, then you had to fuck it up and call Pi Kapp Pike.

    11 years ago at 1:14 pm
  8. CommodoreVU

    What happens when girls leave early? Let’s be honest, it was TKE. No girls even showed up.

    11 years ago at 4:31 pm
  9. Perfect_Cell

    You did a fine investigative job without realizing it, Intern.. “actionpackedpants” in pic 9 is the real identity of StallionDaMan.

    11 years ago at 5:27 pm
    1. TFMSorrySir

      I actually was the one who submitted that pic and I did it with the caption “This kid. TSDMM.”

      11 years ago at 5:07 pm