Fake Rack. Frat or Not Frat?
14 years ago

FLORIDA—Over the years, many an argument has transpired over breast implants and whether or not they have a place inside the respectable sorostitute. While many sorority women may frown upon the idea of their sisters strutting around campus sporting fake fun-bags, there are many angles to be considered before unnecessarily judging.

Let’s say you only weight 100 pounds on a rail-thin frame: It probably isn’t the best approach to pump as many cc’s as possible into your miniature body. While some of us may think it’s awesome that you look like a pornstar, your sisters will almost certainly disagree. Also, if you already had a nice little set of American tittays, there’s no reason to get addicted to plastic surgery and go ape shit.

Some girls with nice naturals might feel that girls who pay to have bodacious Ta-Ta’s installed are cheating, and altering the playing field. That may be so, but that’s between you two. Leave me out of it.

Look, whether real or fake, we all know what you’re doing with those things. It’s a mutually beneficial relationship. You flaunt them in a classy (or shamelessly slutty) manner, and everybody will be reeeeal nice.

There is definitely a lot of love for the As and Bs out there too. Don’t get me wrong. Maybe we can all reflect on that another day.

Here is Sarah Palin Photoshopped onto what her boobs probably look like. No reason.

  2. Fratrick Brochanan

    “Some girls with nice naturals might feel that girls who pay to have bodacious Ta-Ta’s installed are cheating, and altering the playing field”

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t using your resources to tilt the field in your favor the definition of Frat?

    14 years ago at 8:41 am
  3. Haze Balzington

    I look at it like this, you may have an awesome house, but say you add a new wing which just increases said awesomeness. The house was fine without it but now its just that much better, plus im much more interested in the stupid shit it has to say in order to get inside it.

    14 years ago at 9:18 am
  4. Vandal

    being able to pay ridiculous amounts of money for a surgery which is in no way necessary is pretty well FaF. the problem is whether or not it SHOULD be done, if you look proportionate… dont. if you look like a 13 year old boy im gonna recomend the implants.

    14 years ago at 9:52 am
  5. SperryCrossSiders

    Implants should only be use when girls have ugly tities. Besides that keep them the way they are.

    14 years ago at 7:22 pm
  8. Huge Boehner

    Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good… Are they built for speed or comfort? What’d you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
    You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!

    14 years ago at 2:28 am
  9. OneFrattyFuck

    One of the best things about fake tits is that they come with low self esteem which brings about a equally nice body and of course the best part…. a good easy lay. FaF

    14 years ago at 7:25 pm
  10. SEC Fratter

    “Here is Sarah Palin Photoshopped onto what her boobs probably look like. No reason.”

    Hahahaha

    14 years ago at 12:28 am