Fan Celebrates Upset Over No. 3 Indiana By Chugging Bottle Of Bleach

What an upset in college basketball Tuesday night. In case you missed it, the No. 3 Indiana Hoosiers made a short trip to Fort Wayne to battle the IPFW Mastodons. Apparently that fierce Fort Wayne fan base made the “road” game a living hell for the Hoosiers because IPFW came out on top with a 71-68 overtime win. Naturally, IPFW fans didn’t know how to react. Flip cars? Burn couches? Nope. Drink bleach? We have a winner.

I’ll miss you, Vine. If you look closely enough, you can see Indiana coach Tom Crean sprinting to get his own bottle of bleach to chug.

This takes balls, kid. It also leaves me with roughly 1,000 questions. What’s that bottle filled with? How’d you get that thing in the arena? How’d you clean that thing? Did you even clean it before reusing? Maybe it is actually bleach? What are your post IPFW plans when your brain has holes in it from toxic chemicals?

Alas, “Bleach Boy” is taking things in stride and embracing his new role.

@Clorox — I spy a potential sponsorship opportunity.

He’s also self aware af.

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Yep. It’s all downhill from here, man.

I’ve been researching ways to reuse bleach containers for a solid 15 minutes. So far, none of the shitty Pinterest ideas have mentioned using a bleach bottle to put food or water in. I’m assuming the risk/reward isn’t worth it.

Best advice: Maybe don’t drink from a bleach container due to risk of developing donkey brain.

  1. Ronnie Swanson

    I kind of assumed IPFW was full of kids with sub-20 ACT’s who couldn’t get into IU or Purdue so this move isn’t all that surprising.

    8 years ago at 10:15 am
  2. AndrewsMomsAss

    Clorox Splashless Bleach delivers a more controlled pour so you can put bleach right where you want it!

    8 years ago at 10:56 am
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        8 years ago at 8:00 am
  3. MitchTheGodfatherMatin

    Someone how you managed to not put one decent joke in this article congrats

    8 years ago at 4:56 pm
    1. Fratrick Henry III

      Careful, Rolling Stone might write a story solely based off of your post.

      8 years ago at 9:13 am