Fantasy Football Alert: Gronk Trying to Balance Porn Star Ass and Catching Passes
12 years ago

The broad’s name is Britney Maclin, but I’m sure all you sick pervs know her better as Bibi Jones the (now retired) pornography actress, and she’s becoming a cause for concern for one out of every ten or twelve fantasy football participants. She’s got our man Gronk thinking about waxing that ass instead of football, or at least that’s what the blonde with the after market warlocks said via Twitter yesterday.

In Gronk’s defense, she is put together quite well. And when the Patriots front office pulled the plug on Summer of Gronk near the beginning of training camp, I’m not sure they said anything about the fall. It looks like Gronk just put his summer shenanigans on ice until things blew over a bit. You can’t hold Gronk down for too long. He’s eventually going to spread those wings, hit up a wild pool party, white-guy-dance the night away at the club, and take scandalous photos with a topless porn star. It’s what Gronk does when he’s not catching touchdown passes.

It’s not that he has gotten off to a bad start to the fantasy season (he has a touchdown in each of his first two games), but he’s not yet throwing up those huge numbers we saw in 2011.

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