‘Fantasy Slut League’ Heats Up at California High School
For the students at Piedmont High School in Piedmont, California, fantasy football is a game for suckers. What kind of fantasy game doesn’t involve the exhilaration of chasing and bagging real life people at your school? They were looking for a game where an injury wouldn’t sideline your key player and derail your whole season. They wanted a game where THEY were the real players. If they lost their fantasy matchups, it was solely on them. They needed something more satisfying. The needed a game with sluts involved.
They played in a fantasy slut league.
An alert by the principal of Piedmont High School has raised concerns among parents. In a letter sent last week, the principal says his staff discovered a so-called “fantasy slut league” among students.
In the letter, Principal Rich Kitchens describes “a ‘Fantasy Slut League’ in which our female students (unbeknownst to most of them) are drafted as part of the league…Male students earn points for documented engagement in sexual activities with female students.”
According to the letter, school administrators learned about this slut league during a school assembly about date rape prevention. I’m wondering if this was brought up organically. Did a league member raise his hand and ask a question like, “Yeah, so my boys and I have this fantasy slut league thing we’ve been doing for several years now. The girls don’t know about the league, so I feel bad about it and all, but they’re always consenting participants. We’re not, like, raping these chicks, right?”
What kind of trading system do they use? How creative are their team names? Is it considered poor etiquette to draft another member’s girlfriend? What’s the playoff format like? Does getting to third base earn you more points than a double?
So many questions.
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I picked up two fat chicks off the waiver wire last night?
12 years ago at 10:04 amNo, Taco. That’s stealing.
12 years ago at 8:06 pmIf you rape a hooker is it rape or stealing?
12 years ago at 2:39 pmso proud of my alma mater
12 years ago at 10:22 amNo one here gives a flying fuck which high school you went to.
12 years ago at 2:04 pm^Get some gatorade champ, you’re trying to hard
12 years ago at 2:12 pmWhat am I trying to hard? You didn’t finish your sentence.
12 years ago at 2:28 pm^^This could have been executed much better. Laps…
12 years ago at 2:57 pmYou guys are all missing the point. If someone said they are proud of being from California, I wouldn’t give them a bid.
12 years ago at 4:15 pmProud to be from Piedmont, not California. From Wikipedia “By the Roaring Twenties, Piedmont was known as the “City of Millionaires” because it had the most resident millionaires per square mile of any city in the United States”
12 years ago at 4:30 pmWhile your distinction holds some weight, it does still mean that you are inherently from California. Call it a draw. You’ll get ’em next time.
12 years ago at 4:44 pmStill no bid.
12 years ago at 5:05 pmProud to be from the Central Valley, which may as well be its own state. The most productive farming land in the nation along with producing 20% of the nation’s milk. It is also overwhelmingly conservative.
12 years ago at 10:16 pmlol, you go produce that milk bro, that’s sooooo FAF
12 years ago at 10:47 pm^how about you go sit the next couple plays out there, sport.
12 years ago at 12:43 am^^^ Congratufuckinglations. I’m from Richmond, Virginia. The capital of the confederacy. Let’s fight about it.
and ^^ for being ridiculous, you can guzzle his man milk for him
12 years ago at 1:35 am^Hey remember that part when the Confederacy lost the war…
12 years ago at 1:11 pmMotion for a Sweetheart Fantasy Slam League
12 years ago at 10:37 amI second that motion
12 years ago at 10:41 amSecond
12 years ago at 10:41 amMary Derby from miss state will fuck anyone who likes her sweetheart pics
12 years ago at 3:23 pm^guy’s not lyin’, i visited my cousin at MSU a few weekends back…long story short, mary derby sucked me slow in the bathroom at a hardee’s.
12 years ago at 6:05 amShe gave me a rusty trombone in an Arby’s bathroom.
12 years ago at 11:00 amhow did she even get picked for sweetheart? shes like a 6
12 years ago at 12:49 pmShe had to leave school for being a complete psycho no lie
12 years ago at 11:39 amstole it from my high school
12 years ago at 11:14 amhttp://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/09/opinion/09dowd.html?_r=0
Gonna sue them or something?
12 years ago at 11:27 amThe New York Times? You queer, boy?
12 years ago at 11:51 amOne team was called “The Southside Slampigs”. This is FaF. Your high school did it right.
12 years ago at 3:24 pm^This, great fucking name
“She would be a great asset to the team, because her mother was quite the cougar as well” FaF.
12 years ago at 4:37 pmRich Kitchens. TSM
12 years ago at 11:25 am^gets it
12 years ago at 11:31 am^^
12 years ago at 12:05 pmReal time injury reports? Out 1-2 weeks for yeast infection?
12 years ago at 12:32 pmI guess her period = bye week?
12 years ago at 12:42 pmReal men love their sluts any time of the month.
12 years ago at 12:46 pmAgreed
12 years ago at 1:33 pmFast times at Piedmont High.
12 years ago at 12:48 pm*Ridgemont.
12 years ago at 1:55 pm^You’re fucking retarded. It was a joke, read the first line. “For the students at Piedmont High School in Piedmont, California…” Catching on yet?
12 years ago at 4:11 pm^YEAH NYUCKA YA BOI MAD AZ FUK
12 years ago at 6:12 pm^^YMBNH
12 years ago at 8:25 pm“documented engagement in sexual activities” pics or it didn’t happen. TFM. Get these guys a bid.
12 years ago at 2:22 pm^yes
12 years ago at 2:36 pmBid
12 years ago at 3:58 pmpretty sure if the girls are minors, pics qualify as child pornography…these guys could be fucked
12 years ago at 9:55 amI’d draft Dick Perry’s sister.
12 years ago at 4:21 pm