Farrah Abraham Looked ADORABLE In Her Queen Elsa Costume While Selling Molds Of Her Vagina And Asshole
11 years ago

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Farrah Abraham–Teen Mom turned pornstar turned sex toy enthusiast turned my neighbor turned stripper–dressed as Queen Elsa last week during a launch party at Hustler Hollywood for her new line of sex toys that are molded from her actual genitals, vagina and butthole included. It’s her whole pelvis, really.

Queen Elsa is the beloved star from box office hit “Frozen,” a children’s movie. This is what the Queen would have wanted–a young Abraham portraying her likeness while promoting fuckable rubber replicas of her vagina and asshole. The molding process looks like this, if you’re into that.

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The tweet containing the NSFW version of the above image can he found HERE. Prayers for Farrah’s daughter.

Obligatory photo of that time sparks were flying when I met the real real-life Queen Elsa, and we fell in love and got engaged and plan to have a bunch of kids together:

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      2. Joe Willie

        Your mother asked me what I wanted for Christmas. Not sure if she can afford them or not. Maybe she will just give me yours.

        11 years ago at 9:57 pm
  4. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Dorn, you aren’t engaged to her, you bullshitter you. She’s not even your type. She’s over 10 years old and doesn’t have a dick.

    11 years ago at 12:18 pm
  5. TokenBlackPledge

    *Plot twist* Farrah’s daughter doesn’t grow up to be a raging wh… Oh who am I kidding, that poor girl’s doomed.

    11 years ago at 12:26 pm
  8. Dornos_Parole_Officer

    Hey Dorn quick reminder; mentioning kids in your articles is still a violation of your parole.

    11 years ago at 1:05 pm
    1. Quartermaster_TFM

      I hope you are a good thing. Frotal was for a day. Don’t mess this one up.

      11 years ago at 3:33 pm