Fleeing Assault Suspect Busted After Posting Selfie To Facebook While On Bus Out Of Town

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I get it, honestly. Look how fresh this guy looks. You don’t let an outfit like this go to waste. That’s a must-selfie shirt if I’ve ever seen one. He bought this shirt with selfies in mind. Who cares if you’re in geometry class, on the back of a tandem bicycle, or fleeing from police on assault charges, you snap that selfie 100 times out of 100 and post it to every social media account you have. That’s Selfie 101 stuff.

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Donald Harrison, 22, was charged with assaulting a woman in the Pittsburgh area before splitting town on a Greyhound bus headed for his hometown of Spartansburg, South Carolina. Police knew that’s where he was headed because he posted his intended destination on Facebook, too. This fucking guy.

From Huffington Post:

An hour after the woman called police, police learned that Harrison, who is originally from Spartansburg, South Carolina, posted the Facebook message, “IT’S TIME TO LEAVE PA.”

Police couldn’t find him right away, but [Ambridge police Chief James] Mann said the woman called him Sunday afternoon after she noticed the Facebook selfie with the message saying, “OMW TO SPARTANSBURG SC SAY A PRAYER FOR ME.”

Mann inquired with Greyhound and found the location of the bus that young Donald was on and intercepted him after obtaining an arrest warrant, with the assistance of Greyhound, in Youngstown, Ohio. He was booked on “simple assault, unlawful restraint and reckless endangerment, among other charges.”

[via Huffington Post]

Image via Art Konovalov / Shutterstock, Facebook

    1. DornsBlackBall

      My FrocknBalls account was blackballed today for a shitty joke about list writing on that douche list. It’s pathetic what this once great site has come to.

      #RIP BigFrocket
      #RIP Frock_Itch

      Suck a fat dick Dorn, you cumguzzling pedofile.

      11 years ago at 8:08 am
    2. billy fratison

      I don’t think TFM will ever get back to the great fraternity humor site that it used to be. The TFM golden days are long gone. Real shame.

      11 years ago at 9:02 am
  1. DanFrockingtonLXIX

    This story is very relevant to fraternities all across the nation, thank you for doing your job and keeping us informed with the latest news Mr. Dorn

    11 years ago at 5:56 pm
    1. Dillon Cheverere

      How are you just now noticing that most of the stuff we write about has literally nothing to do with fraternities?

      11 years ago at 5:59 pm
      1. Pac12 Frastar

        What the fuck? I literally typed out a whole long comment with extremely valid points basically calling out the fact you guys ignored my news tip and the Tech Guy deleted it and changed it to that dumbass attempt at humor?

        I guess TFM is no better than communist Russia or the gay ass Universities (my original comment) imposing on my FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

        Fuck yall.

        11 years ago at 10:04 pm
      2. SlipperyPete

        In “communist Russia,” (not a thing by the way), you probably couldn’t come out with this rant about freedom of speech that no one is going to take seriously. And no one will take it seriously because no one gives a shit about your weak ass problems. Your original comment was probably pretty awful anyway, tech guy might have been looking out for you. And fuck you too.

        11 years ago at 11:18 pm
      3. Pac12 Frastar

        My complaint was the same as everyone else’s lately, that TFM writers don’t post anything relevant to college or Greek life anymore.

        I further proved my point by providing the example that I submitted a very juicy news tip that they completely ignored. Now think for a second: all of the trolling, dumb comments get left alone on here, so do you think they changed it because it was pointless? No, they changed it because it was exposing their unprofessionalism. Last time I checked, censorship is about as NF as it gets.

        So nice try, let me know how the laps feel.

        11 years ago at 11:26 pm
  2. Marvin D. Porter

    He sure is a slow thinker. He forgot to take the receipt off Bill of his hat.

    11 years ago at 6:00 pm
  3. GeedsAreRuiningAmerica

    Next week, on a CSI ripped from the headlines, a dumbfuck woman beater can’t stop posting selfies on Facebook…

    11 years ago at 7:37 pm