Florida High School Streaker Plans Great Getaway

Dillon Cheverere12 years ago

This one comes out of Pinellas County in Florida. The masked streaker is presumably a Seminole High School student, and with moves like that, he should have been in a football uniform instead of his birthday suit. Look at that sharp cut he makes at the 20-yard line. Kid was blessed with that rare natural athleticism. Damn shame, but he may have a future in bank robbery with this kind of escapability. The getaway car is respectable move.

WARNING: Video contains gratuitous dude ass. Just be thankful it was filmed from the 6:00 point of view as opposed to 12:00. Instead of dude ass, the video would be revealing his hang down and testiculars flailing around like the rubber ball on the end of one of those frustrating wooden paddle toys with the stretchy string.

• [via Orlando Sentinel]