A Gentleman understands that embezzlement, insider trading, tax fraud and similar activities are not actually “crimes.” “Crimes” are committed by poor people and involve guns. TFM.

  1. wat

    Whether or not you think it’s a crime is immaterial. The government still does and they will throw your ass in jail for it. I hope you’re good enough to not get caught.

    14 years ago at 11:16 am
    1. PrincetonTigerBlood

      You’re right, but it’s okay. The poster probably doesn’t know what embezzlement means.

      14 years ago at 11:29 am
    2. Boston BroSox

      I mean, most of the time Insider Trading doesn’t hurt anybody, and most prosecutions for it are political, but Embezzlement is cold blooded theft.

      14 years ago at 11:35 am
  2. 2Frat_2Care

    Its only a crime if your lawyer can’t get you out of it. For what my dad pays to keep ours on retainer anything goes.

    14 years ago at 11:28 am
    1. How To Be Lovely

      As far as I know, theft is still considered a strategy that genuine gentleman renounce.

      However, such matters aren’t discussed in the kitchen, so…

      14 years ago at 3:37 pm
    2. TechBRO

      Whereas insider trading is not theft (and FaF), embezzlement (unless in outrageous amounts) is absolutely NF.

      14 years ago at 7:49 am
    3. How To Be Lovely

      Apathetic towards one’s status as a gentleman in the face of a feasible, illegal plan to acquire millions…TFTC?

      14 years ago at 1:09 pm
    1. FratorDie45

      Going to private school. TFM.
      Going to private school and still spelling like you went to an inter-city school. NF.

      14 years ago at 1:40 pm
    2. classyandchi_o

      actuallyy Fratordie45 that is the correct use of you’re in that sentence. he just forgot the apostrophe 🙂

      14 years ago at 8:46 pm
    3. FratorDie45

      I said what I said, I didn’t say inner city because I didn’t mean to say inner city. Inter-city schools are large, consolidated schools with lots of students and few teachers. But thanks for trying to make me look like a jabroni.

      14 years ago at 6:29 am
  3. Fratman and Robin

    A gentleman should know that being a cockwad means your not a gentleman. And NF.

    14 years ago at 5:40 pm
    1. frats cradle

      Is it really that difficult to distinguish the difference between your and you’re?

      14 years ago at 6:28 pm
    2. Fratman and Robin

      Haha no but sadly that’s the second time this week I’ve inadvertently done that.

      14 years ago at 6:49 pm
  4. RedRedRose

    Real men make their own money. Whether it’s a crime with a gun or without one, it’s still trashy and frowned upon. It’s called use the degree that your daddy is paying for and make your own money instead of cheating your way through life.

    14 years ago at 6:36 am
  5. James Sherrell

    Embezzlement is a crime. Even though you could consider if TFTC if it was a large sum, there is still a difference between the phrases TFM and TFTC.

    14 years ago at 7:59 pm