1. Cash McMogulson III

    I’m gonna shit in a condom, freeze it, find you and then proceed to beat you to death with it. Then drink a bud heavy.

    13 years ago at 4:11 pm
    1. War Cam Eagle

      I had it for thr Super Bowl. Platinum is way closer to the actual taste of Bud Light than Bud Heavy or Bud Ice even as a 6% beer.

      13 years ago at 4:36 pm
    2. thatguy1907

      I think it tastes more like Bud Light and a malt liquor had a love child and the Platinum is what resulted.

      13 years ago at 4:38 pm
    3. Tallapoosa Snu

      ^1907’s got it exactly right… try to imagine bud ice light. Its drinkable but nothing special. I’ll definitely get it every now and then though… and I feel like the blue glass is kind of a fun twist for the pledges picking up shattered glass off the concrete, so I’m sure they’re all for it.

      13 years ago at 7:08 pm
  2. Papa_Burgundy

    ^^Even though you’re a dumbass for not drinking bud light, this was pretty damn funny

    13 years ago at 4:37 pm