The family physician instinctively knowing to put a Captain America bandaid over my HPV shot. TFM.

  1. Rihanna Deserved It

    there are so many directions to attack this from i don’t know where to start. so i’ll save everyone the time and just say fuck you, and leave it at that. pussy.

    13 years ago at 4:09 pm
  2. futureleader14

    I actually just got this vaccine, too. If you’re not man enough to care about the ladies with whom you’re sleeping, you shouldn’t be allowed to copulate.

    13 years ago at 5:06 pm
  3. Tarheel Blue

    In straight males, the Gardisil HPV Vaccine prevents the strains of HPV that cause 90% of warts on your dick. Get the vaccine, or be prepared to have dozens or hundreds of contagious warts burned off your dick.

    Oh, plus you having the vaccine helps prevent cervical cancer in your women – you know, so you won’t have to raise your kids by yourself after watching your wife slowly die.

    The vaccine may not be a TFM, but it damn sure is a RFM.

    13 years ago at 8:32 pm
    1. pearls for bowties

      I’m a cancer surviver, its something I wouldn’t wish on any one. If this shot prevents any type, you should look into it.

      13 years ago at 8:44 pm
    2. futureleader14

      As a Dukie, I hate your name, Tarheel, but as a man, I respect the hell out of you for what you have said.

      13 years ago at 9:22 pm
  4. Keystone Species

    How is that Frat at all? I agree, not wearing a condom and having to get an HPV shot is TFTC, but did you suck your moms tit while you got the shot.
    This website went from a place where we could shit on the 99% to fucking satirical humor against our own culture.
    TFM has become NF – man the fuck up

    13 years ago at 12:15 am
    1. Bronan the Barbarian

      If you’ve ever had a normal cold, you’ve had a virus. Congrats on your complete lack of understanding of basic biology, champ.

      13 years ago at 10:41 am
    2. Bronan the Barbarian

      Pretty sure TFTgiveFucks is some kind of racist troll, but I’m just going to say, in case he isn’t, that he should take a step back, put down the mouse, and literally fuck his own face.

      13 years ago at 7:08 pm