The inverse relationship between the length of your shorts and your starting salary. TFM.

  1. Haze Em

    Then I take it you’re in a gang living off games of dice and wearing basketball shorts down to your ankles. Latin Kings? Bloods?

    14 years ago at 9:01 pm
    1. fratyliteonthefratio

      I thought he meant the longer the shorts the shorter the salary. Thanks for clarifying

      14 years ago at 10:52 pm
  2. The Golden Key

    And if your shorts are reeeealy short, you get rich being employed as a male stripper for bachelorette parties. Congratulations on your new career!

    14 years ago at 5:48 am