meant to type this*. 4 days no sleep, cocaine, and whiskey are getti to me. and doesn’t surprise me if “pat mcRoch” did think that. wouldn’t be the only one
Fratwell- Honey, I knew he knew but the comment just wasn’t funny. I will gladly make you some sandwiches but you’d have to perform one of two gentlemanly acts for me first. Either A= Be a gentlemen or B= What every gentlemen should be able to do: Show me the best night and morning of my life. I doubt your capable of either.
^ alright “rim job” champ. no need to defend myself cause its the fuckin internet you tool. never gonna meet you in my life, mr craftsman, so to re-iterate, i don’t give a fuck
I hope the quality of this site returns. I’ll give TFM the benefit of the doubt as it’s summer and everyone probably mailed it in. Come September I expect original, funny, and witty TFMs.
They don’t allow funny shit. I know other ppl who have posted funny original stuff and it never makes it on. All they allow is the same old b.s. and everyone just complains about it.
2.5 beer queer
13 years ago at 12:36 pmA swing………..and yet another miss.
13 years ago at 1:23 pm^all of those periods really weren’t necessary. I think we all got the fact that there was supposed to be a slight pause there.
13 years ago at 5:31 pmI don’t think your critique of period usage was necessary……………………………………………………………………………………….<neither was that, or that v
13 years ago at 9:04 pmThis?
13 years ago at 8:05 amJesus Lord
13 years ago at 12:37 pmIntern mixing up TFM’s and Fail Friday’s. TFTC.
13 years ago at 12:42 pmone sip wonder
13 years ago at 12:44 pmhow is the faf?
13 years ago at 12:45 pmI think the word you were looking for was “this” instead of “the.
13 years ago at 1:10 pmThe FaF is quite good, I suggest you order it.
13 years ago at 1:28 pmhahaha this^
13 years ago at 1:58 pmthe frat test of the mall? i dont understand your name…
13 years ago at 3:18 pmit’s “the frattest of them all”
13 years ago at 3:43 pm^ Thanks for clearing that up sweetheart, but I think he already knew that. Now, be a doll and go make us all some sandwiches. Thanks.
13 years ago at 3:48 pmJames Fratwell, how exactly are we supposed to receive these aforementioned sandwiches? Are you setting up a P.O. box?
13 years ago at 3:54 pmmeant to type this*. 4 days no sleep, cocaine, and whiskey are getti to me. and doesn’t surprise me if “pat mcRoch” did think that. wouldn’t be the only one
13 years ago at 3:58 pm^Rim job marathon with your pledge brothers? Pike has the record I believe.
13 years ago at 4:08 pmFratwell- Honey, I knew he knew but the comment just wasn’t funny. I will gladly make you some sandwiches but you’d have to perform one of two gentlemanly acts for me first. Either A= Be a gentlemen or B= What every gentlemen should be able to do: Show me the best night and morning of my life. I doubt your capable of either.
13 years ago at 4:48 pmI don’t believe you did any of those things, frattest.
13 years ago at 5:30 pmok frat czar. dont give a fuck
13 years ago at 6:35 pm^You sound like the fat kid after someone makes fun of him.
13 years ago at 8:11 pm^ alright “rim job” champ. no need to defend myself cause its the fuckin internet you tool. never gonna meet you in my life, mr craftsman, so to re-iterate, i don’t give a fuck
13 years ago at 8:50 pm“He’s just big boned.” What state are you from queer?
13 years ago at 8:53 pmyour fat kid jokes suck more dick than you. get off the site
13 years ago at 8:57 pmRegretfully, I am going to have to decline. What you should have done after the 6th piece of cake.
13 years ago at 8:59 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs
13 years ago at 9:02 pmgoin out so im done. have fun making more fat kid jokes.
13 years ago at 9:03 pmHopefully to a gym? Done with pressurized whipped cream?
13 years ago at 9:07 pmTroll (v) – To say something with no relevance to any fact and get a rise out of someone. I.E. This thread.
And to Kenny Powers, I believed this has been established before, Mail. NF. Teleportation. TFM.
13 years ago at 3:39 amIf that happens after 2.5 beers it’s a not a TFM, it’s just some dumb GEED move
13 years ago at 12:52 pmthanks captain obvious
13 years ago at 1:03 pmCaptains – FaF.
13 years ago at 1:05 pmCaptain Planet. Yes Fraternity.
13 years ago at 1:12 pmCaptain Underpants. You decide.
13 years ago at 5:33 pmthis^ haha
13 years ago at 9:29 amI hope the quality of this site returns. I’ll give TFM the benefit of the doubt as it’s summer and everyone probably mailed it in. Come September I expect original, funny, and witty TFMs.
13 years ago at 12:54 pmThey don’t allow funny shit. I know other ppl who have posted funny original stuff and it never makes it on. All they allow is the same old b.s. and everyone just complains about it.
13 years ago at 1:59 pmIt’s true, unless you are Oprah is a Dyke or you repost an old TFM you don’t get shit on here.
13 years ago at 2:13 pmOuch Fratent, Ouch.
13 years ago at 2:25 pm^ This guy.
13 years ago at 2:29 pmIt was a complement I think…
13 years ago at 3:45 pmThe TFM Intern cares more about how good your name is moreso than what you say, which is why Oprah gets most of his shit on the wall.
13 years ago at 4:05 pmi think you accidently put a period in between the 2 and the 5.
13 years ago at 1:03 pm^This
13 years ago at 1:34 pmhahaha. I rarely laugh audibly at comments but this was a good one
13 years ago at 4:01 pmPretty sure this is making fun of the zero to bachelors in 2.5 years commercial but hey, fuck me right?
13 years ago at 1:14 pmOnly if you insist. Pitcher or Catcher?
13 years ago at 1:15 pmPower bottom?
13 years ago at 1:29 pmThis reminds me of my favorite folk band, Big Bear and the Power Bottoms.
13 years ago at 2:47 pmWhoa, take it easy sweetheart. You don’t want to hurt your liver.
13 years ago at 1:27 pmWhoa, take it easy man. He could be a midget.
13 years ago at 5:34 pm