Telling stories that make my dad laugh, and my mom cry. TFM.

    1. Fratent Pending

      Ya Oprah made a much better version where he didn’t make it sound like he was a huge fuckface.
      O ya and this guy is a fuckface.

      13 years ago at 7:47 pm
    1. Sewanee

      Me: “mom, I raped and murdered my neighbor”
      Mom: “wahhhhhhhhh”
      Dad “bahahahahahaha. Go make me a sandwich, woman.”
      TFTC

      13 years ago at 7:34 pm
    2. Kenny_Powers

      Seeing as how your post was indeed a waste of time and not funny, I was indeed directing my negative reply to you. If I was going to reply to the original poster I would have started a new thread. Surely you could have deduced that without the intentionally slandering retort.

      13 years ago at 11:18 pm
    3. brostock

      I actually thought his first comment in this thread was funny and his second comment excessively aggressive. Being funny and excessively aggressive TFM?

      13 years ago at 10:02 am
    4. Sewanee

      Ya sorry about my 2nd post. Drunk as he’ll last night. But I still don’t care what you think about me.

      13 years ago at 12:18 pm
    1. Fratom Bomb

      100% agreed. Making your mother cry is one of the worst things a young man can possibly do. Proud to call you my brother, sir. TCFP.

      13 years ago at 7:14 am