Florida Woman Blames Wind For Her Possession Of Cocaine, Police Shockingly Don’t Buy Into Her Story

Dent7 years ago

Think about the last time you got pulled over. Okay, now imagine that you had some illicit substances in your possession (if you hadn’t already). Now go a step further, and just consider a world where your old man’s lawyer isn’t on speed dial and the chief of police doesn’t cash in favors. You’re out of options. The walls are caving in. What do you do?

You could go Super Troopers on them and swallow the evidence, but as we’ve seen, that doesn’t typically end well. Maybe you could try dumping it out the window and pray no one is the wiser. How about just telling the truth and hoping the fuzz is cool about it? Just kidding, that’s a horrible idea.

One idea you probably didn’t think of was this genius plan a woman in Florida devised: just blame a windy day.

From ABC 10:

Kennecia Posey, 26, was one of two passengers in a car that was swerving in the roadway when it was stopped by Fort Pierce police March 21.

According to the police report, an officer approached the car and smelled an odor of marijuana coming from inside.

During a search of the car, the officer found cocaine and marijuana in separate bags inside a purse that Posey had on her lap.

When questioned about the drugs, Posey admitted that the marijuana was hers, police said. The cocaine was a different story.

“I don’t know anything about any cocaine,” Posey said, according to the report. “It’s a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse.”

Ahh, the ole’ Holes defense. You know, Stanley was just walking down the street, minding his own business, when the world’s most expensive pair of shoes just happened to fall right from the sky into his arms. I never trusted that excuse in the movie, let alone would I in real life.

This was a halfhearted effort if I’ve ever seen one. Even the dumbest high schooler would think twice before going with an excuse this farfetched. “Mom, I’m telling you the truth! The bottle flew through the window and landed inside the nightstand. I had nothing to do with it! What is a Burnett anyways?”

Live your life, kids. Smoke a little smoke, drank a little drank, hell even go ‘head and do some bumps if you so choose. But when the jig is up and the cops are breathing down your neck, please for the love of God, let your excuse be something better than this..

[via ABC 10]

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