Food Porn Is Big In South Korea, And It’s As Weird As It Sounds
Asians are notorious for their depraved sex fetishes. There’s bukkake, tentacle porn, and ladies with bushes so thick they queef dandruff.
Then there’s “Mukbang,” which roughly translates to “Food broadcast,” and it’s stirring the sexual appetites of our pervy pals on the weird little peninsula of South Korea.
VICE recently sent a reporter to explore the world of Mukbang, and while some of the so-called “Broadcast Jockeys” – or “BJs” for short – seemed like genuine entertainers, there was an undeniable fetish element tied to the whole thing.
One South Korean college student, Gang Gun Chin, even runs a fan site for his favorite Broadcast Jockey: BJ Hanna.
“Seeing BJ Hanna eat in her cute way makes me want to eat with her,” he tells VICE.
You just know Chin is pulling on his pork while he watches BJ Hanna slurp her ramen like a bad bitch.
Considering myself an open-minded individual, I decided to take a whack at this food porn trend. I sat at my computer, pulled up a hot Mukbang vid, and squirted a packet of soy sauce into my hand.
Notice how she just teases those noodles for a while – foreplay is key in Mukbang. For those of you who don’t speak Korean, she’s saying, “Yeah daddy, you like it when I play with my dumplings, don’t you? Want me to dip them in this shit right here? Yeah? YEAH!?”
I have to admit, I didn’t see the appeal at first, but by this chick’s ninth mouthful of seaweed, I was at half-mast.
By the time the wontons were finished, so was I..
[via VICE]
TF Did I just read?
11 years ago at 11:13 pmAnyone else a little stiff?
11 years ago at 11:45 pmNo, just you.
11 years ago at 12:02 amOver here too, buddy.
11 years ago at 5:55 amBoosh,
11 years ago at 9:06 amPerhaps you will develop a loyal following on here. It won’t be me. You write about weird, uncomfortable shit.
Disappointed she didn’t eat all of that food
11 years ago at 11:16 pmI’d be a great pornstar if I was there
11 years ago at 11:16 pmSo the Asian will get off on anything and I mean anything.
11 years ago at 11:23 pm“Ladies with bushes so thick they queef dandruff.” You’ve a got a way with words, I must say.
11 years ago at 11:23 pmThis makes me irate and I don’t know why.
11 years ago at 11:50 pm“…by this chick’s ninth mouthful of seaweed, I was at half-mast.
By the time the wontons were finished, so was I.”
Boosh FTW
11 years ago at 11:54 pmBest TFM writer, hands down. He’s the only one who could give me a 1/4 chub talking about food.
11 years ago at 9:46 amWhy is this here? This is total frat move, not a Hentai discussion forum
11 years ago at 12:52 amThat’s a lot of Coca Cola.
11 years ago at 1:31 am