Food Porn Is Big In South Korea, And It’s As Weird As It Sounds
Asians are notorious for their depraved sex fetishes. There’s bukkake, tentacle porn, and ladies with bushes so thick they queef dandruff.
Then there’s “Mukbang,” which roughly translates to “Food broadcast,” and it’s stirring the sexual appetites of our pervy pals on the weird little peninsula of South Korea.
VICE recently sent a reporter to explore the world of Mukbang, and while some of the so-called “Broadcast Jockeys” – or “BJs” for short – seemed like genuine entertainers, there was an undeniable fetish element tied to the whole thing.
One South Korean college student, Gang Gun Chin, even runs a fan site for his favorite Broadcast Jockey: BJ Hanna.
“Seeing BJ Hanna eat in her cute way makes me want to eat with her,” he tells VICE.
You just know Chin is pulling on his pork while he watches BJ Hanna slurp her ramen like a bad bitch.
Considering myself an open-minded individual, I decided to take a whack at this food porn trend. I sat at my computer, pulled up a hot Mukbang vid, and squirted a packet of soy sauce into my hand.
Notice how she just teases those noodles for a while – foreplay is key in Mukbang. For those of you who don’t speak Korean, she’s saying, “Yeah daddy, you like it when I play with my dumplings, don’t you? Want me to dip them in this shit right here? Yeah? YEAH!?”
I have to admit, I didn’t see the appeal at first, but by this chick’s ninth mouthful of seaweed, I was at half-mast.
By the time the wontons were finished, so was I..
[via VICE]

I just hope they all swallow.
11 years ago at 1:37 amWhy the FUCK was this posted?
11 years ago at 1:43 amGotta get creative with your porn when your male population averages 3 inch dicks.
11 years ago at 4:56 amIs my hearing aid on the fritz again?
11 years ago at 8:03 pmYou’re making Asians sound pretty frat right now.
11 years ago at 10:58 amI bet this would be popular in Africa amongst the all the starving people
11 years ago at 1:11 pmCreme Fraicheee
11 years ago at 1:12 pmWas her drinking the coke the money shot?
11 years ago at 2:19 pm