For When A Tacky Sweater Just Doesn’t Cut It, Get Yourself A Hideous Christmas Suit
10 years ago

Ugly Christmas Suit

Have you ever been to a formal Christmas party and thought to yourself, “The only thing that would make this better is if I could wear something so hideous that no one at this party would ever take me seriously again.” Luckily, the people over at Shinesty have developed the perfect product for you. It’s an ugly Christmas sweater, except it’s a whole fucking suit.

Ugly Christmas Suit

Ugly Christmas Suit

As you’ll notice, it’s not just the jacket and pants, either. It even comes with a matching tie. The whole thing just screams, “I don’t give a fuck about your dress code,” and I won’t lie, I’m pretty into it. The suits are made from 100 percent who gives a fuck, and the tie is handcrafted by a rusty machine in a third world country that hasn’t been clean since the day it was built. They’re $109, which means there’s absolutely no chance of them making it to next Christmas intact.

Does any of that matter? Probably not. This suit is for getting drunk and hitting on your boss’s daughter when he’s right in front of you. This suit is for attempting to snowboard in an urban area. This suit is for falling into the eggnog bowl. This suit is for guys who have no issue with lifting a giant middle finger at people who take themselves too seriously, and who are okay with yelling “Mariah Carey” over and over at the band until they reluctantly play “All I Want For Christmas Is You.”

This suit says, “It’s Christmas, motherfucker. Act like it.”

[via Complex]

Image via Shinesty

  3. PhiKappaBoner

    I haven’t seen a more pointless article since Dj Takohandz dropped his playlist on this website a couple weeks ago

    10 years ago at 3:38 pm
  5. JackDanielsrunning

    I inherited all the hideous suits I’ll need for a lifetime from my late grandfather.

    10 years ago at 3:40 pm
  7. BigFrocket

    I’d visit Complex.com if I wanted to read a shitty advertisement for this stupid fucking suit.

    10 years ago at 3:45 pm
  8. HouseChef_TFM

    I literally just posted a response to a rant in the comment section of the recent 719 lb. gator article highlighting how TFM has sold out by diminishing the line between advertisement and article by allowing the article to become the advertisement. Right as I posted that, I see this front and center of the homepage. Point proven, TFM has sold out.

    10 years ago at 3:49 pm
    1. notpreppyfratty

      I came here because of that as well. I’m kind of new here I haven’t had an account for years just a couple months. So I didn’t know what it apparently used to be. But I was stunned when the forums got taken down, not that I put anything up I just read through it in class for some entertainment. We were taught as pledges not to feel shame because of what others think and do whatever open heartedly. That’s why actives made us do all of the dumb shit we ended up doing. And I thought TFM embodied that same feeling of “I don’t care what the fuck you think” in what they posted. But now I see that they don’t. They are just shells of what they apparently used to be, and they’ve forgotten what sets us apart from everyone else on campus and in the world.

      10 years ago at 4:31 pm
    2. Nice Try

      I wasn’t aware TFM was a hipster band. While articles that are actually adverts suck, what do you expect?It’s a website about fraternities that’s geared towards 18-23 year olds. If you want original and thoughtful opinions go read the New Yorker. This is a joke website, I’m surprised it isn’t already littered with pop-ups telling me to buy Trojans and Playboys

      10 years ago at 7:36 pm
      1. notpreppyfratty

        The ads aren’t the issue. It’s the ads and Google taking control over what is posted on the website that’s the issue. Jizz ass

        10 years ago at 8:13 pm
  9. DTDrunk

    Wow, it comes with a matching tie?! Could you sell the suits a bit more, I’m still unsure after wasting my time reading that whole advertisement!

    10 years ago at 3:51 pm