Former ΣAE At Kentucky Involved In Low-Speed Police Chase

Reader email:

Yesterday, a former SAE at the University of Kentucky got in a high-speed car chase that resulted in him running over spikes in LA, getting a DUI, and taunting the officers in the process. The video is hilarious. I thought you folks over at TFM would enjoy.

We did enjoy it. Thank you. Here’s the video so you all can enjoy it, too:

I do have to challenge some of your language here, though. According to CBS Los Angeles, this wasn’t a high-speed chase at all. It was a meticulous, unthreatening, one-eyed drunk-squint scenic route, but most of all, it was a low-speed chase.

The chase began before 1:30 p.m. in Malibu after a patrol unit reported a suspect driving recklessly along the Pacific Coast Highway.

Officials pursued the suspect, who was driving between 40 and 50 mph, along the westbound PCH until he came to a stop just before 2 p.m. in Point Mugu after driving over a spike strip.

40 to 50 mph on a wide open highway means this Wildcat was at least trying to be safe. I’m not defending his behavior at all, because drunk driving is a terrible offense, but in his clearly drunken state of mind, he was just cruising the California coastline, taking in the sound of the Pacific waves bouncing off rocks, and posing zero threat to those around him.

The move where he pulls over in the middle of the highway, gets out, squares up to the weapon-bearing cops, then breaks out that Black Swan routine he’s been saving in his hip pocket is definitely something I didn’t see coming. Nailed it! Surprisingly, it was ineffective, as moments later a crowd-controlling beanbag bounces off his chest screaming at about 900 mph, but he remains completely unfazed.

Check out his power stance. Who would step up to a “come at me” pose like this? The cops have families at home to think about.

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[via CBS Los Angeles]

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  1. frat champion

    It took 5 cops 20 fucking seconds to take down a drunk man.
    Props to the criminal for walking towards beanbags getting shot at him.

    13 years ago at 11:26 am
  2. NeilFratrickHarris21

    it took those 5 donut eating mother fuckers 20 seconds to tackle one dude hahaha

    13 years ago at 11:29 am
  3. hankthetank93

    “Unusual girations.” TFM. Also he looked like Adrian Peterson breaking tackles out there

    13 years ago at 11:31 am
  4. KingOtheFratCastle

    Needing several bean bag shots, multiple tasers, and taking 6 officers over 20 seconds to be cuffed. TFM.

    13 years ago at 11:34 am
    1. Tallapoosa Snu

      He didn’t even flinch either. “Bean bags? Bitch, we playin cornhole? The fuck I need beanbags for?”

      13 years ago at 2:27 pm
    2. RAW DOG ASSASSIN

      That usually is a tell tale sign of use of drugs. Notice at the end when they said he was under the influence of durgs or alcohol. That dude was hopped up on some PCP. Who the fuck can even get a hold of PCP?

      13 years ago at 2:49 pm
      1. Bubble0

        It’s turns out this guy wasn’t on any substance his blood work came
        back clean, he didn’t run over spike strips(which you can clearly
        see he didn’t in the video), and didn’t knock his teeth out(that was just blood on his teeth from the cop slamming his face in the ground). Phi alpha

        12 years ago at 3:28 pm
  5. commentsonwrongpost

    Wait, all of you guys don’t brew beer in your houses? It’s pretty easy to do…

    13 years ago at 11:47 am