Former Auburn Coach And Overprotective Dad Gene Chizik Joined His Daughters On Spring Break
The overprotective father is one of the worst perpetuated stereotypes of all-time. We see it in movies, in terrible network tv sitcoms, and, sadly, in the real world, too. Despite all this exposure to these tryhard dads, nothing will prepare the lucky guy who falls for one of the daughters of former Auburn coach Gene Chizik. My man takes things to a whole new level.
Wild maneuver, Gene. Rivaling the 1986 classic Back to school (underrated flick) is the 2018 remake Coach Does Cabo. I have to imagine that any guy would take the presence of these girls’ father as the giant red flag that it is and run for the hills. But also, I am praying that just one drunken idiot has the balls to say some bullshit like, “You can tell daddy to go home, I’ll take over from here.” Oh, what a glorious scene that would be.
There is a chance he’s being cool, though. Maybe just being in the same area code as his beloved daughters is helicopter parent enough. Maybe coach was so trusting to let the girls go out and get a little spraaanggg breakkk on by themselves. Nope, not Gene.
Just casually crashing the foam party, huh? I haven’t seen Gene Chizik be this protective of someone since he swore Cam Newton didn’t know his dad was auctioning him off to the highest bidder.
All that being said, he makes a valid point. I’ve been on spring break, and I would never let my daughter near you delinquents either. It’s a miracle any father does.
Godspeed to the man bold enough to try and land a Chizik girl..
Image via Twitter/CoachGeneChizik
“Coach Does Cabo,” is that kinda like “Debbie Does Dallas”?
8 years ago at 11:30 am