Former Red Sox Pitcher Pedro Martinez Once Told Sports Illustrated For Kids He Wanted To “Fuck Sandra Bullock”
11 years ago

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Major League Baseball’s Hall of Fame voting will be announced today, and former Red Sox pitcher Pedro Martinez is pretty much a lock for one of Cooperstown’s available spots.

Martinez, who will always be remembered for his great cutter, curveball, and ability to throw delicate old men to the ground without remorse (see below), apparently had the hots for Hollywood superstar Sandra Bullock in the early 2000s.

In the following excerpt from the book “Feeding the Monster: How Money, Smarts, and Nerve Took a Team to the Top” By Seth Mnookin, Martinez admits his love for Bullock during a Sports Illustrated Kids interview, which can only be described as the best thing sports journalism has ever offered the world.

From Feeding the Monster: How Money, Smarts, and Nerve Took A Team to the Top:

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Imagine opening up Sports Illustrated Kids as a child after a long day of coloring maps in the third grade. In between the cool pictures, the half-assed sports jokes, the trading cards, and the Buzz Beamer comic strip lies the following Pedro Martinez interview:

Pedro Martinez, the superstar pitcher for the Boston Red Sox, sat down with SI Kids to answer some of YOUR questions!

What’s your favorite color? “Green.”
What’s your favorite book? “Whatever.”
Favorite actress? “Sandra Bullock.”
Secret ambition? “I want to fuck Sandra Bullock.”

That’s a Hall of Fame interview for sure.

Image via YouTube

    1. Fratt Harvey

      He’d be second on my Hall of Frat ballot to Randy Johnson and his glorious ‘stache/mullet combo.

      11 years ago at 12:56 pm
      3. Fratt Harvey

        No, out of players in this year’s HoF class. If you want to talk ballplayers of all-time I’d have to think John Rocker would smoke everyone.

        11 years ago at 1:12 pm
      5. thaisticktony

        Throw Phil niekro in there. Was in cooperstown this summer and good ole Phil comes into the bar with two dime piece milfs in what looked like their 30’s. Niekro goes to the bartender these ladies have no idea what a shot ski is. Does one with them one for the bar and one for the road. Then says alright ladies back to my room.

        11 years ago at 1:58 pm
      6. Frattylightrebels

        When it comes to actual ball playing, not Rocker. When it comes to being a bad ass dude, it’s Rocker

        11 years ago at 4:05 pm
      8. Mickey_Kaline

        Honestly fuck jeter. My votes are for strawberry and chipper. A dark horse vote would be Turk Wendell

        11 years ago at 8:47 pm
  5. JohnDalyShow

    I don’t care if Zimmer ran at him. I lost all respect for that man when he threw a 72 year old to the ground.

    11 years ago at 12:41 pm
      1. delteagle

        So if an old man tries to fight me I should take an ass whooping out of “respect”?

        11 years ago at 1:11 pm
      3. JohnDalyShow

        Watch what you say about this guy, Jerry. He takes no mercy on senior citizens.

        11 years ago at 1:23 pm
      5. JerryJones

        I appreciate both of you. That being said, don’t you think there was fault on both sides? Don being an old man should have acted in a more mature (no pun intended) manner. And Pedro should have had some more respect for his elders and resisted the urge to respond to his attack. Just my 2 cents though.

        11 years ago at 1:35 pm
      6. delteagle

        You always know best Jerry. Just like drafting Dez and Murray. Just beat the pack next week

        11 years ago at 1:36 pm
      8. JohnDalyShow

        Yep, Jerry. You’re a wise man. That’s what I mean by not in the right. Would’ve been better for everyone if Pedro dodged it instead and Zimmer just fell.

        11 years ago at 4:13 pm
      10. Dog_the_Pledge_Hunter

        You just ruined the the end of a good conversation I was reading jackass.

        11 years ago at 6:05 pm