Former U.S. Marine Badly Beaten Outside University Of Alabama FIJI House

Volunteer firefighter and former United States Marine Joseph Zebrowski (had the tone of this story been a light-hearted one, this is where I would have made a Big Lebowski reference) visited the DCH Regional Medical Center in Tuscaloosa last week after an encounter in front of UA’s Phi Gamma Delta house led to a violent beating. Zebrowski suffered “a collapsed lung, several broken ribs, a gash to his head, a black eye and bruises all over his body,” per AL.com.

According to his mother, Zebrowski was walking home from a local bar when he got lost and stopped at the Fiji house to ask for directions.

Edwards said her son planned to walk back to his hotel but got lost. He stopped to ask for directions at the Phi Gamma Delta fraternity house on campus.

“The next thing he knew he was being brutally attacked,” Edwards said. “He found himself on the ground with several guys kicking him in the head, chest, back and abdomen.”

It sounds like such a senseless attack. It begs the question: why?

A tipster informed Total Frat Move that the altercation may have been related to the ivy that covers the front of the house. Per our source, that ivy is the subject of an ongoing prank among UA fraternities.

From our tipster:

“Those guys are pretty serious about the ivy that covers the front of their house. Most fraternities send over a couple pledges every year for a covert mission to try to steal some and an all out brawl usually breaks out because of it. It’s all fun and games among pledges. Looks like this poor guy stumbled up to the front of the house and the Phi Gams thought he was trying to get some of their precious ivy.”

It should be made clear that this information is not confirmed — it’s merely one theory.

It was last reported that Zebrowski is in fair condition and will likely make a full recovery.

[via AL.com]

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    1. Everyday_Fraturday

      If you could stop trying so hard, most guys are perfectly fine being called former Marines once they are out. It’s calling some one an ex-Marine that will get you in trouble.

      12 years ago at 1:39 pm
  1. Nat Frat Splats MTF

    I have the utmost respect for our servicemen but I think everyone needs to take a step back and think before going wild with the fuck those FIJI kids trend. Coming home from a bar (drunk), asks for directions? I haven’t asked for directions since smart phones came out.

    TL;DR I don’t find it very plausibly that this guy just walked up to their house, innocently asking for directions and ended up getting his ass kicked. We have lots of vets/guys in the reserves that come around our parties looking to get in fights because they’re good at fighting. I can see absolutely NO situation where someone would simply be asking for directions and end up in the hospital with those injuries.

    12 years ago at 11:56 am
    1. NotAGDI

      Fuck fiji. Bunch of knob gobblers who founded their fraternity after getting blackballed everywhere else.

      12 years ago at 12:36 pm
    2. Nat Frat Splats MTF

      ^Oh I hate FIJI as much as the rest guy, but for real reasons not this hogwash.

      12 years ago at 12:37 pm
  2. colonelmarion

    Probably talking shit and thought he was billy badass since he used to be in the marines…then got his ass whipped.

    12 years ago at 12:19 pm
  3. Fratty Van Winkle

    I have a hard time believing that these Fiji’s mugged an innocent Marine casually asking for directions. No one would just do that for the hell of it. There must be another side to this story because it doesn’t quit add up. Was the guy completely sober and truly lost? Or did something else go down that this article has not covered. This just seems a bit one sided to me. I’m sure we all sincerely hope that this former Marine makes a full and healthy recovery, but It’s important that everyone’s side of this story be heard.

    12 years ago at 12:19 pm
  4. Thad_Castle

    Send a sacrificial pledge to go set the ivy on fire when it dries out in the winter.

    12 years ago at 12:30 pm