Former U.S. Marine Badly Beaten Outside University Of Alabama FIJI House
Volunteer firefighter and former United States Marine Joseph Zebrowski (had the tone of this story been a light-hearted one, this is where I would have made a Big Lebowski reference) visited the DCH Regional Medical Center in Tuscaloosa last week after an encounter in front of UA’s Phi Gamma Delta house led to a violent beating. Zebrowski suffered “a collapsed lung, several broken ribs, a gash to his head, a black eye and bruises all over his body,” per AL.com.
According to his mother, Zebrowski was walking home from a local bar when he got lost and stopped at the Fiji house to ask for directions.
Edwards said her son planned to walk back to his hotel but got lost. He stopped to ask for directions at the Phi Gamma Delta fraternity house on campus.
“The next thing he knew he was being brutally attacked,” Edwards said. “He found himself on the ground with several guys kicking him in the head, chest, back and abdomen.”
It sounds like such a senseless attack. It begs the question: why?
A tipster informed Total Frat Move that the altercation may have been related to the ivy that covers the front of the house. Per our source, that ivy is the subject of an ongoing prank among UA fraternities.
From our tipster:
“Those guys are pretty serious about the ivy that covers the front of their house. Most fraternities send over a couple pledges every year for a covert mission to try to steal some and an all out brawl usually breaks out because of it. It’s all fun and games among pledges. Looks like this poor guy stumbled up to the front of the house and the Phi Gams thought he was trying to get some of their precious ivy.”
It should be made clear that this information is not confirmed — it’s merely one theory.
It was last reported that Zebrowski is in fair condition and will likely make a full recovery.
[via AL.com]
It’s weeds that grow on walls.. Go fuck yourself UA Fiji
12 years ago at 12:59 pmel DiaBro, it does look pretty badass though. Just saying. In no way am I defending the beating up of a stranger, especially if it was unprovoked. But I’m pretty positive there is much more to this story.
12 years ago at 3:18 pmOld Row.
12 years ago at 1:08 pmAs a Marine and a FIJI I am disgusted, I can say I hope these dudes get fucked, whomever it may be.
12 years ago at 1:09 pmYou really buy the just asking for directions bullshit? Thank you for your service and get a fucking grip bro! P!
12 years ago at 2:42 pmI feel like this story has been posted multiple times with one varying factor this time; he served. The comments are a lot different now, interesting how that happens.
12 years ago at 1:18 pmFuckin Assholes!
12 years ago at 1:55 pmsounds like this marine thought he was a little too macho and got tossed by some fiji squids
12 years ago at 2:19 pmMan Bama’s greek life is on some “let’s be in the news for the most NF reasons we can think of” this year.
12 years ago at 3:43 pmOr TFM constantly posts articles about Alabama Greek life without having the entire story in attempts deface the largest and best Greek life in the country. I actually go to Alabama and this isn’t the story I’ve heard…obviously a huge chunk is going to be missing when you get information from the kids mother. TFM needs to learn how to get their facts straight before posting stupid shit like this again.
12 years ago at 11:45 amWhat the fuck brothers, way to break literally all 5 of our values you stupid fucks
12 years ago at 4:45 pmWay to give a brother a chance to tell his side of the story! Your chapter must be so proud! Fucking douche!
12 years ago at 5:07 pmP!
I’ve heard unofficially that the guy was breaking shit in their house and then got his ass kicked. It does not make sense that a respected fraternity just jumped this guy for no reason.
12 years ago at 5:34 pmhttp://memecrunch.com/meme/40AW/he-shouldn-t-have-been-standing-there/image.png
12 years ago at 6:00 pm