Fox News Pundit Says College Sex Ed Week Should Include Class On “How Not To … Blackout In A Fraternity House”
The University of New Mexico is hosting a “Sex Week” to educate their students on, among other things, how to successfully negotiate a threesome. Hopefully the guest speaker is that 16-year-old from Louisiana who doubled up on two of his teachers, because that kid is the Warren Buffett of three way negotiation expertise as far as I’m concerned.
Fox News had a panel discussing New Mexico’s sex week the other day, which for some reason included AC Slater, presumably because he pulled so much ass during The College Years that his Zumbas were perpetually around his ankles. Superman.
One Fox News panelist, Andrea Tantaros, posited that New Mexico would be better off teaching their students to be responsible rather than how to successfully navigate a conversation about group sex (to be fair, I think both are important). Tantaros said, “You know what’s not on here? How not to drink six grain shots of alcohol and blackout in a fraternity house.” Here’s the video. Tantaros starts at 2:46.
I agree with Tantaros, though if you’re sexually assaulted after taking six shots of grain alcohol, it’s most likely by a necrophiliac, because you’re dead.
As much as I like making jokes about blacking out, it’s not something I actually recommend. In fact, I fucking hate it. When it happens to me it’s almost always by accident (Goddamn gin and tonics), and I spend the next day 1) feeling like a corpse, and 2) praying to God I didn’t do anything shameful, even though I almost certainly did. If it were up to me, every time I went out I’d hit a cruising altitude of just below brown out and spend the duration of the night there. Unless I’m angry or celebrating. Then fuck it.
[via Media Matters]
Blacking out after six shots sounds like a rookie move.
11 years ago at 11:39 amWhat the hell kind chicks are you dating that can handle six shots of Everclear in one night? Russian shot-put champions?
11 years ago at 1:18 pmYou’ve obviously never been to Wisconsin.
11 years ago at 2:50 pmIs your reply supposed to be complimentary of Wisconsin women, or…?
11 years ago at 2:57 pmI’m just saying these girls started drinking when they were 12 because there wasn’t anything better to do. They have the alcohol tolerance of a small elephant.
11 years ago at 3:06 pm^hes not wrong.
Wisconsin girls are either 10’s or trash. there is no in between.
11 years ago at 3:10 pm100% accurate ^
11 years ago at 11:13 amSounds about right.
11 years ago at 1:23 pmI’m guessing weight is another characteristic these girls share with small elephants.
11 years ago at 9:57 pmDean Cain slipping in a “That’s actually true.” in response to that anchor’s suggestion.
Also, Reid Maholko describing himself as a sex and relationship role model and landing a UNM teaching job from it. TFM.
11 years ago at 11:41 amFeminists and liberal wackjob profs with no balls would fail me if I ever dropped a variation of “You know what’s not on here? How not to drink six grain shots of alcohol and blackout in a fraternity house.” Girls need to stop acting ratchet. “White girl wasted” isn’t cute, it makes you vulnerable to assault, and if you’re a vic, you won’t have the ability to articulate details of a rape. Predators never face expulsion, let alone crim charges, and roam campus to assault again and again
11 years ago at 12:03 pmYou should be in peak physical shape as many laps as you run you cheese dick.
11 years ago at 12:49 pmIt’s gotten to the point that every time I see your username I get sick. I am tired of your shit. Fuck the ‘dores by the way.
11 years ago at 1:28 pm
11 years ago at 1:39 pmDo you abbreviate the word abbreviate too?
11 years ago at 1:40 pmYou’re worse than FratN you piece of shit
11 years ago at 1:27 pmNew seminar name “Yes means no and no means anal”
11 years ago at 12:31 pmI fucked up take it down tech guy
11 years ago at 12:31 pmTake your laps like a man, don’t just bitch to Tech Guy.
11 years ago at 2:30 pmLmfaooo
11 years ago at 11:45 pmThis wouldn’t have been funny even if you got the phrase right.
11 years ago at 1:24 pmFaux News may be the final nail in the traditional Republican Party…
11 years ago at 12:52 pmWow you’re so original and edgy!
11 years ago at 3:37 pmYou’re in the wrong place pussy
11 years ago at 9:30 pmJust because you are not in support of fox news doesn’t mean you don’t support the republican party. I love the GOP but I hate Fox News because I think it has hurt our parties agenda.
11 years ago at 1:57 amIt doesn’t, you just think that because you watch too much of that douche jon Stewart
11 years ago at 6:59 amGod I fucking hate Jon Stewart
11 years ago at 1:25 pmGo hang out with Micheal Bloomberg, Ed. He’s a “republican” too. Make sure to invite Jon Huntsman and Arlen Specter to your tea party, also. F’in poser!
11 years ago at 11:36 amId take advantage of her blackout in my fraternity house
11 years ago at 1:00 pmShe’s an Alpha Phi and a smokeshow to boot. I’ll give her credence on this one.
11 years ago at 1:10 pmAlso, since when the fuck is this website sourcing Media Fucking Matters for content? Is MoveOn.org next? Go fuck yourselves.
11 years ago at 1:21 pmThank you! Someone had to say it…
11 years ago at 4:04 pmNot sure that fraternities deserve to have that shot taken at them. Why couldn’t she have blacked out in a bar?
11 years ago at 1:41 pmAgreed, damn GDIs
11 years ago at 11:45 pmShe can cum to any of our parties
11 years ago at 2:05 pm