Fox News Sends Hot Reporter To PCB To Investigate Spring Break, Results Are Exactly What You Would Imagine
Fox News sent correspondent Ainsley Earhardt to Panama City Beach to investigate the wildest week of the year, the one we all know as spring break. Fox and Earhardt sought to spotlight the ridiculous nature of the activities that college students are getting into at these popular spring break destinations, seemingly in order to alarm the parents of these students, but also because they know this is some quality entertainment.
A news camera and an attractive blonde holding a microphone walking around the beach in PCB are going to draw some attention, some interesting people, some interesting interactions, and some outlandish stories.
Watch the hilarious video, titled A Shocking Look at Spring Break 2014:
There is a lot of gold in there to sort through, but my favorite character, by far, is the “cucaine” girl. She’s the blonde pictured below that talks about a certain profane and illegal act that she witnessed on the beach:
“We saw someone snort cuhcaine off a girl’s asshole.”
Coming in silver is the visibly drunk guy in the Michelob Ultra visor talking about getting high as fuck on the beach. This guy:
Earhardt: “Do you see a lot of drugs here?”
Visibly fucked up guy: “Yes!”
Earhardt: “Out in the open…people smoking marijuana?”
Visibly fucked up guy: “Fuck yeah! I just did it right down the beach!”
Earhardt: “Really? Have you gotten arrested for it?”
Visibly fucked up guy: “Not-chet.”
Cuhcaine Girl, though.
[via Fox News]
Ainsley: So when do you start drinking in the morning?
Guy: Probably around 6 am
Ainsley: And when do you stop?
Guy: Whenever you come home with me
Dude’s got game!
11 years ago at 9:45 pm“Kids are waking up, getting bombed, and thats their mission” TFM – Ainsley Earhardt
11 years ago at 9:46 pmWonder where MSNBC sent Maddow for spring break?
11 years ago at 9:50 pmProbably New Delhi or something. #CleanWater
11 years ago at 9:14 pmThey act like going to PCB for spring break is a catastrophe… when really it isn’t any different from when they were in college
11 years ago at 9:52 pmBack in my day we just shotgunned beers… TFM
11 years ago at 9:52 pmThat was fucking hilarious.
11 years ago at 10:02 pmAinsley was the one who got the cuhcaine snorter out her asshole.
11 years ago at 10:06 pmOhhh man, i laughed HARD at this.
11 years ago at 10:08 pmThose damn kids with their music television, and their damn butthole cuhcaine.
11 years ago at 10:15 pmFunnelling… Fox’s denial of slang continues…
11 years ago at 10:18 pm