Fox News Sends Hot Reporter To PCB To Investigate Spring Break, Results Are Exactly What You Would Imagine
Fox News sent correspondent Ainsley Earhardt to Panama City Beach to investigate the wildest week of the year, the one we all know as spring break. Fox and Earhardt sought to spotlight the ridiculous nature of the activities that college students are getting into at these popular spring break destinations, seemingly in order to alarm the parents of these students, but also because they know this is some quality entertainment.
A news camera and an attractive blonde holding a microphone walking around the beach in PCB are going to draw some attention, some interesting people, some interesting interactions, and some outlandish stories.
Watch the hilarious video, titled A Shocking Look at Spring Break 2014:
There is a lot of gold in there to sort through, but my favorite character, by far, is the “cucaine” girl. She’s the blonde pictured below that talks about a certain profane and illegal act that she witnessed on the beach:
“We saw someone snort cuhcaine off a girl’s asshole.”
Coming in silver is the visibly drunk guy in the Michelob Ultra visor talking about getting high as fuck on the beach. This guy:
Earhardt: “Do you see a lot of drugs here?”
Visibly fucked up guy: “Yes!”
Earhardt: “Out in the open…people smoking marijuana?”
Visibly fucked up guy: “Fuck yeah! I just did it right down the beach!”
Earhardt: “Really? Have you gotten arrested for it?”
Visibly fucked up guy: “Not-chet.”
Cuhcaine Girl, though.
[via Fox News]
You couldn’t even smell the weed over the musk of the locals…
11 years ago at 10:34 pmPanama!!!!!!!
11 years ago at 10:55 pmThe guy doing kissing motions on the reporter at the beginning. TFM
11 years ago at 12:04 amHannity pretendig to be completely clueless about everything. Oh how many beers go in that there funnel you dog
11 years ago at 2:05 am“our girls WILL NOT be doing this”
11 years ago at 2:09 amif this lady’s daughters are half as hot as she is, i’ll be damned if they aren’t out there in a few years strutting their shit over the white sand.
I think i’d like to try me some cuhcaine
11 years ago at 5:42 amNo Dewey, you don’t want none of this shit!
11 years ago at 7:00 amAinsley: “Our girls will not do this.”
11 years ago at 7:03 amSean: “What about the boys?”
Sean: “And basically, it just shoots it right to their stomach.”
11 years ago at 7:14 amAinsley: ” Absolutely, they have to lean back. It opens up the throat”….
Sounds like Ainsley’s got some experience opening up the throat.
Butt-pee is dead. Cuhcaine out of the asshole is the new standard.
11 years ago at 10:11 amFox news getting girls to show their tits: TFM
11 years ago at 10:24 am