Fox News Sends Hot Reporter To PCB To Investigate Spring Break, Results Are Exactly What You Would Imagine
Fox News sent correspondent Ainsley Earhardt to Panama City Beach to investigate the wildest week of the year, the one we all know as spring break. Fox and Earhardt sought to spotlight the ridiculous nature of the activities that college students are getting into at these popular spring break destinations, seemingly in order to alarm the parents of these students, but also because they know this is some quality entertainment.
A news camera and an attractive blonde holding a microphone walking around the beach in PCB are going to draw some attention, some interesting people, some interesting interactions, and some outlandish stories.
Watch the hilarious video, titled A Shocking Look at Spring Break 2014:
There is a lot of gold in there to sort through, but my favorite character, by far, is the “cucaine” girl. She’s the blonde pictured below that talks about a certain profane and illegal act that she witnessed on the beach:
“We saw someone snort cuhcaine off a girl’s asshole.”
Coming in silver is the visibly drunk guy in the Michelob Ultra visor talking about getting high as fuck on the beach. This guy:
Earhardt: “Do you see a lot of drugs here?”
Visibly fucked up guy: “Yes!”
Earhardt: “Out in the open…people smoking marijuana?”
Visibly fucked up guy: “Fuck yeah! I just did it right down the beach!”
Earhardt: “Really? Have you gotten arrested for it?”
Visibly fucked up guy: “Not-chet.”
Cuhcaine Girl, though.
[via Fox News]
“Waking up getting bombed, thats their mission” TFM
11 years ago at 2:43 pm[…] off a girl’s a**hole,” revealed one bikini-clad girl. (She’s already earned a “cuh-caine” meme based on this […]
11 years ago at 3:02 pmLooks like a bunch of dumb rednecks to me
11 years ago at 3:15 pmIf Fox news owned a club in Panama city no one would be bitching at the money coming in
11 years ago at 4:12 pmNot allowing your daughters to go to PCB, but your sons can TFM
11 years ago at 4:18 pmthis reporter obviously doesn’t know how to drink.
11 years ago at 4:04 pmCraziest thing in the video was black people in the ocean.
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