Fraternity Gets Kicked Off Campus Because They Forgot To Post Channel 13 News Memo In Their Facebook Group

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The Tau Nu chapter of Beta Delta at Rocky Creek University has been kicked off campus after Facebook turned legally-gathered evidence of hazing over to authorities. The evidence was acquired from the fraternity’s Facebook page, the contents of which belong to Facebook after the fraternity neglected to copy and past the Channel 13 News memo as a post on their page.

“This is a big win for us,” Dean of Students Kenny Pomegranate told TFM. “We’re lucky this dangerous student group was naïve enough to not copy and paste Channel 13 News’ public service announcement. That mistake ended up costing them their student organization status.”

TFM has acquired the post that led to the fraternity’s charter being revoked.

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Beta Delta ex-President Freddy Moncheroo could not be reached for comment.

  1. Wildcard69

    Great some retard in my fraternity is going to think this is real and post it to our wall

    10 years ago at 5:57 pm
      1. FrayettevilleLegend

        Apparently mr. Frattington hasn’t graduated high school. There are always people that stupid in any group.

        10 years ago at 8:32 pm
    1. Antebellum_Fratting

      Like I said about the wvu phi sig-t-shirts story, it’s hard to tell what’s satire and what’s not these days.

      10 years ago at 9:39 pm
  2. ThePhiTour

    The Rome Statute, which is constantly cited in these statuses, is a treaty signed to prosecute international war criminals. It blows my mind how willing people are to discuss issues they put 0 effort into understanding.

    10 years ago at 6:03 pm
  3. SuperSig1845

    Damn, had me going for a minute. I thought some dipshit thought that Facebook shit was real and shit. I got all the way to “Kenny Pomegranate” before catching on. fuck.

    10 years ago at 6:05 pm
  4. James Bottomtooth IV

    This isn’t the fucking Onion, write a good article you sack of shit

    10 years ago at 6:09 pm
    1. James Bottomtooth IV

      Sorry, just hit my chin on the door and I had to take it out somewhere.

      10 years ago at 6:31 pm
  5. A Frat Nail

    When you post a serious article and one of these in the same day I don’t even know what to believe.

    10 years ago at 6:16 pm
  6. Polo__Mane

    I give less fucks about this than the amount of inches of my dick that have ever been inside a female

    10 years ago at 6:22 pm
  7. SharkWeekTFM

    As an icon of silliness, I am genuinely enjoying these sillier, trolly, Onion-y type articles. Gonna head back over to Mercury to slam some jagerbombs and space bitches.

    Shark Zen: Eat, Pray, Love, Fuck Bitches, Get Money, Dollar Dollar Bill, Y’all.

    10 years ago at 6:42 pm