Fraternity Gets Kicked Off Campus Because They Forgot To Post Channel 13 News Memo In Their Facebook Group
The Tau Nu chapter of Beta Delta at Rocky Creek University has been kicked off campus after Facebook turned legally-gathered evidence of hazing over to authorities. The evidence was acquired from the fraternity’s Facebook page, the contents of which belong to Facebook after the fraternity neglected to copy and past the Channel 13 News memo as a post on their page.
“This is a big win for us,” Dean of Students Kenny Pomegranate told TFM. “We’re lucky this dangerous student group was naïve enough to not copy and paste Channel 13 News’ public service announcement. That mistake ended up costing them their student organization status.”
TFM has acquired the post that led to the fraternity’s charter being revoked.
Beta Delta ex-President Freddy Moncheroo could not be reached for comment..
Great some retard in my fraternity is going to think this is real and post it to our wall
10 years ago at 5:57 pmIt’s already been brought up on our Facebook…
10 years ago at 6:04 pmYou let people that stupid in?
10 years ago at 7:29 pmApparently mr. Frattington hasn’t graduated high school. There are always people that stupid in any group.
10 years ago at 8:32 pmLike I said about the wvu phi sig-t-shirts story, it’s hard to tell what’s satire and what’s not these days.
10 years ago at 9:39 pmIs this a joke?
10 years ago at 5:59 pmNo, man. You better go post it or your chapter will be next.
10 years ago at 7:17 pmThe Rome Statute, which is constantly cited in these statuses, is a treaty signed to prosecute international war criminals. It blows my mind how willing people are to discuss issues they put 0 effort into understanding.
10 years ago at 6:03 pmDamn, had me going for a minute. I thought some dipshit thought that Facebook shit was real and shit. I got all the way to “Kenny Pomegranate” before catching on. fuck.
10 years ago at 6:05 pmAlso noticing I said shit way too often here.
10 years ago at 6:09 pmJust stop.
10 years ago at 9:24 pmThis isn’t the fucking Onion, write a good article you sack of shit
10 years ago at 6:09 pmHey, guy. Chill.
10 years ago at 6:20 pmSorry, just hit my chin on the door and I had to take it out somewhere.
10 years ago at 6:31 pmWhen you post a serious article and one of these in the same day I don’t even know what to believe.
10 years ago at 6:16 pmsaying lol. NF
10 years ago at 6:16 pmLol.
10 years ago at 6:49 pmNF
10 years ago at 8:00 pmI give less fucks about this than the amount of inches of my dick that have ever been inside a female
10 years ago at 6:22 pmi knew it was too good to be true, #BlackballPolo_Mane
10 years ago at 6:29 pmyou guys post some terrible satire.
10 years ago at 6:36 pmAs an icon of silliness, I am genuinely enjoying these sillier, trolly, Onion-y type articles. Gonna head back over to Mercury to slam some jagerbombs and space bitches.
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10 years ago at 6:42 pm