Fraternity Member Expelled From University After Hanging Offensive “For Sale” Banner On Car
Southeastern Vermont University student and Omega Alpha Pi fraternity member John Milgram had his status as a full-time student terminated Tuesday night after a university hearing decided the banner he hung on his car was against the student code of conduct.
The car, which was parked outside of Milgram’s fraternity house, had a banner on the driver’s side rear window which read “FOR SALE BY OWNER” when it was spotted by a fellow student. The student then reported it to Kevin Michaels, SVU’s greek life advisor, who demanded that Milgram remove it from his vehicle.
“A banner like that has no place on this campus,” Michaels said. “It objectifies cars, and the fact that he added ‘BY OWNER’ to the end of it is hauntingly reminiscent of the dominion a master has over his slaves. It’s just all-around offensive.”
After Michaels reported the incident to the university’s president, an emergency hearing was scheduled, which eventually resulted in Milgram’s expulsion.
Milgram claims he was merely trying to sell his car.
“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” Milgram said after hearing the university’s decision. “No, like, seriously. This is a joke, right?”
Milgram has decided to appeal the university’s decision, and members of Milgram’s fraternity recently held a sit-in on the school’s quad in solidarity for their brother. Campus police issued 45 open intoxicant tickets at the event..
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nope, this is definitely the dumbest thing ive ever heard.
10 years ago at 4:13 pmGuess you’ve never heard of satire?
10 years ago at 4:14 pmOr Steve Holt
10 years ago at 4:23 pmwe will give you a second to think about it there ace
10 years ago at 4:15 pmJames? Fuck you.
10 years ago at 6:52 pmTFOM … Total Frat Onion Move.
10 years ago at 4:15 pmAh yes, I was wondering when they’d press the boundaries of a satire site and turn into the Fronion.
10 years ago at 4:28 pmI was entertained, I laughed, I shat with a smile on my face. No complaints from me. Not saying they should do these all the time but I say keep them coming, albeit on occasion.
10 years ago at 7:04 pmI’ll have to concede your point. It did give me a chuckle, but they’re towing a fine line with this one. Overdo it, and they’ll lose our trust.
10 years ago at 7:44 pmYou have to already have something to lose it.
10 years ago at 8:28 amThey are finnaly coming close to their origional mission statement and yall are being snarky at them about it? You ungrateful fucks. This audience needs to take a step back and check itself. Talk about ruining America, you guys are America.
10 years ago at 4:48 pmOne of the best parts about this are the replies on Twitter to the article link by people who think this is actually real.
10 years ago at 4:25 pmGold
10 years ago at 4:28 pmwell, at least its not a Steve Holt news story
10 years ago at 4:31 pmThis was more factual than a Steve holt article
10 years ago at 4:44 pmSatire makes the world go round.
10 years ago at 4:38 pmWhat is this, the fronion?
10 years ago at 4:41 pmEh.
10 years ago at 4:41 pmPlease keep these coming.
10 years ago at 4:47 pmthat’s what she said
10 years ago at 11:02 pmYou tried.
10 years ago at 10:01 amI am sure if the car was a white Silverado no one would give a shit.
10 years ago at 4:53 pmWhy’d you specify WHITE Silverado?
10 years ago at 10:01 am