Free College Simply Won’t Work In The United States

Free College

Even though Senator Sanders’ hopes of being president are gone like a Hillary Clinton email, his fervent supporters continue to carry his torch in a fight for free college. Sanders said free college programs worked in Germany and Norway, so why the hell wouldn’t they work here, in a much larger, more diverse, richer and complex nation? We’ll just make Wall Street pay for it.

The call for free or even cheaper college is ubiquitous: US universities have the second highest average cost of tuition behind England. Some kids I knew, who didn’t have better things to do, took to the streets last fall and again this spring, blocking traffic and rerouting buses, to protest for free college and a wage hike for campus workers.

Sounds nice. I like free things. Why not pattern our tertiary education system after the European nations’ and make ours free, too? Well, because (according to Yahoo Finance) it won’t work, and it won’t actually be free.

First, let’s compare our “tax wedge” (the dollar measure of the income tax rate) with Germany’s: ours is 31.5 percent and Germany’s is almost 50 percent. In fact, 23 European countries have higher income tax rates than the US. Not to mention, with a comparatively lower income tax and a higher GDP per capita, there are plenty of US students who don’t need free college, ergo we’d waste a lot of money.

Now, let’s continue this apples-to-oranges discussion by comparing the value of a US education versus a free, European education. Free Euro schools are like our community colleges: There’s no manifestation of student life on European campuses and little professor-student interaction. There are no dorms, no philanthropies, no 2/3 capacity stadiums of drunk undergrads shouting “P-E-N-N-S-T-SUCKS!” Forgive me for using a tired cliche, but American students are paying for an experience as much as an education.

Most importantly, free college here just isn’t feasible. Take a look at enrollment percentages: Only 62 percent of German kids pursue some type of tertiary education after high school/high school equivalent, compared to 94 percent in the US. Without even getting into population disparities, US taxpayers would have to pay a shit ton more to facilitate free college, considering we have ten times as many college students as our German counterparts.

It’s worth noting that most of my data came from Yahoo Finance and Business Insider: Not BBC, National Review or Breitbart. A little fiscal responsibility can go a long way. The clamor for free shit wouldn’t be nearly as loud if students knew what they were getting themselves into from the outset.

[via Yahoo Finance]

  1. Shut up Meg

    “Its works in Europe” has anyone actually read about how fucking shitty europe is? If you want free college, work your ass off and become a well rounded contributor to society. Competition drives innovation and domination.

    10 years ago at 2:59 pm
    1. Donnie Fratzoff

      I hate the “it works in Europe argument” but Europe definitely isn’t shitty. It’s probably better from an objective standpoint. I know, I know that’s super NF, so I’ll take my laps like a man.

      10 years ago at 1:09 am
      1. Swingingsalmon

        What are you talking about? Does the homogeneity of culture and race, currently shitting themselves with crime and monetary strains because of the refugee crisis, and the destruction of personal freedoms not sound like a problem to you? Does that not sound shitty to you? One of the brothers from my house is from Switzerland, and even though he is super liberal, he has freely admitted that the refugees are helping to destroy Europe.

        10 years ago at 12:02 pm
  2. Freshman_15

    Kramer has to write an article that everyone already agrees with, on this site, to make friends. Bring back Rush boobs without cyber dust and you’ll win everyone.

    10 years ago at 3:02 pm
  3. Corn1845

    Remember how seriously everyone took that “free” high school education? Yeah me neither.

    10 years ago at 3:10 pm
  4. Fratty_Roosevelt

    You make it sound like any of us were ever convinced. Eliminate grants and make loans more accessible, and if they fuck up and choose the wrong major or drop out still force them to pay it back. Pell grants and unearned loan forgiveness programs are bullshit.

    10 years ago at 3:54 pm
    1. VandyConservative

      I think that (given the current state of the education system, we are far beyond an ideal one), there may actually be a place for qualified Pell grants still. Amount dependent upon quality and focus of education.
      College grads with good degrees earn more and pay more taxes, potentially “paying off” the grant in a few years.
      Our current level of subsidization drives up prices and in a perfect world this is unnecessary, the libertarian in me hates it. But with the state of social services, education, and the economy this might be the right choice.

      10 years ago at 5:00 pm
      1. Fratty_Roosevelt

        Fair point, although there should be some stipulation where it would need to be repaid of the education isn’t completed. No strings attached cash isn’t efficient at all, especially since the end product isn’t ensured to be reliable. Perhaps a 0% interest loan with automatic forgiveness as soon as they complete the degree.

        10 years ago at 7:20 pm
      2. VandyConservative

        Yeah actually that’s the solution good job write your elected representative. We fixed federal aid folks

        10 years ago at 7:33 pm
  5. WolfOfWoosterStreet

    Anyone who isn’t a complete dumbass can find a way to have at least half of all their college paid for without loans. If your family has money, they’ll pay. If your family is poor then you can expect grants and scholarships if your SAT/ACT don’t blow ass. The people who have to pay sticker price for college most likely just don’t utilize the opportunities and resources at hand.

    10 years ago at 4:50 pm
  6. kwmar

    So I used to be a Bernie supporter and was definitely in support of free college but this article made some great points. I thought if Germany, a first world, industrialized nation could have it, why can’t we? But I totally neglected the fact that there is no college student experience in Germany or many of the other European countries and that they, in general, pay much higher taxes than in the US. Undoubtedly, college is becoming far more expensive than it should be but, on average, it pays for itself over your lifetime. Capitalism 101, supply and demand. It’s so expensive because that’s how much we are wiling to pay for the whole experience. As soon as the price exceeds the value and people, en masse, start not attending college, universities will start losing money and the price will go down.

    10 years ago at 9:12 pm
    1. MuffMcFluff

      Not entirely sure why you’re taking laps for this… Capitalism, supply and demand, throwing your former support for Bernie away, using “en masse” to describe anything other than the hoard of people fleeing the scene of your explosive puking… all TFM’s

      10 years ago at 6:33 am