French Website Mocks TFM Readers, Declares WAR, Will Surely Surrender
This aggression will not stand. Those dirty, cheese-loving surrender monkeys have a lot of nerve mocking fraternities, let alone America. Guess what, mon en-amis (INTRA-LANGUAGE WORD PLAY!), whether it’s my fraternity flag or the old Star Spangled Banner, these colors, unlike all of your pansy ancestors, don’t run!
The French website Melty Campus found its way over to TFM this week and decided to post some of our most recent Fail Friday pictures to their site, specifically the Christmas themed ones, under the title, “Christmas 2013: 5 photos students who have not the spirit of Christmas (Photos)“.
Pssh, look at that broken English. Granted, those words were originally in French before I translated them using Google Translate, but since Google is American, and America is infallible, that simply leads me to believe that the people writing for Melty are illiterate, anti-American trolls. That begs the question: Is there any language foreigners can speak correctly?
Melty goes on to say this about the photos:
Today, the site Total Frat Move has revealed other images also hilarious, obscene. Some try to keep the spirit of Christmas but it is not won. . Others have definitely forgotten and reveal their sad winter adventures
Sad winter adventures? That’s a slap in the face, which, translated from French, is a strong right hook to the jaw. However, maybe Melty is right. If anyone knows sad winter adventures, it’s the French.
Don’t get me wrong, all the photos Melty showed deserve to be mocked, and mercilessly at that, just not by them. As the banner image of this story illustrates, that’s our job, dammit.
Even Melty’s commenters got in on the action.
I was tempted to flag the post, but apparently the site’s French contributors sensed my mild anger and put up their own precautionary flag before I could.
Typical.
Feel free to troll their site. That would be amazing.
[via Melty]
Worrying about what the french (lowercase) say SMH……what a geed thing to do. You a commoner now, Bacon, because you are well on your way to serfdom with bullshit like this. Why don’t you worry about what hormonal lesbians say next.
Sidebar……phenomenal shaming Napoleon B. pic. The only good thing about this column was reminding me how worthless the french are. I attempted to post my “Vacation With Besties” Greetings Card with Hitler and Goebbels standing in front of their “newly acquired” Eiffel Tower, but their inefficient European technology upset me, and I became impatient with trying to find a place to slam their country’s existence. The consistent neutrality of a frog shows illuminates their true cowardice. Which is nauseating.
12 years ago at 12:28 amFrance: Girls so ugly a man got a sex change and still won a beauty contest. At least now there is an excuse for being extremely unshaven. PS while you weak ass surrender artists are looking at TFM please look at the Frat romance novel. You’ll find that you have only one thing that an man across the pond cares about and that comes in a bottle. To wrap this up, Charles De gaulle set the world record for furthest retreat and was such a huge Vag that he waited for 2 other countries to assist in getting your white flag waving, smelly, frog eating, drunk off a history of get your asses invaded violently, sluts back to Paris.
12 years ago at 4:06 amWhat can a Frenchmen do in 5 minutes that no one else can?
12 years ago at 9:10 pmSurrender twice
I can’t see the comments anymore, did they surrender already?
12 years ago at 1:43 pm