Freshman Wide Receiver At Notre Dame Posts In-Bed Selfie With Porn Star Lisa Ann
Athletes have all the fun — at least when it comes to banging porn stars. Freshman Notre Dame wide receiver Justin Brent is demonstrating that in spectacular fashion with his just shy of over the line selfie of him in bed with Lisa Ann. If you’re not up to date on porn (AKA you have a long-term girlfriend who watches your browser history like the NSA) she is the chick that starred in “Who’s Naylin’ Paylin,” which I can only imagine led to some great Sarah Palin pickup lines like, “I know you can see Russia from your house, but how about my dick?”
Clearly I made the wrong life choices in becoming a scientist. I should have instead continued with my promising career as the smallest center ever to play the game professionally. If I did, I’d be banging out porn stars after preseason NBA games right now. Keep up the good work, Brent. If nothing else, you’ll be banging top-tier talent for the duration of your college days.
Again i blame @belle_knox Since she has become such a big part of my life, it is raining 19Year Olds.. The Year of 1995…. lol
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) October 24, 2014
[via Deadspin]
Image via Instagram
11 years ago at 1:06 pmThis is the most fitting gif I have ever seen on this site. Thank you, good sir.
11 years ago at 1:36 pmThat woman’s jawline does not warrant this gif. Anyone who thinks lisa ann is attractive in any way seriously needs to have their eyes checked.
11 years ago at 2:23 amHis soon to be discovered HIV infection will most likely have a negative impact on his NFL career.
11 years ago at 1:09 pm*Her
11 years ago at 5:50 amShe’s a solid 6 in the face.
11 years ago at 1:19 pmCome on now, you don’t have to be that nice.
11 years ago at 1:22 pm99% chance she’s hotter than any female you will ever get with
11 years ago at 1:23 pmChill out there, chief.
11 years ago at 1:26 pmYou must have some pretty hefty gambling debts, sport.
11 years ago at 4:47 pmI’d put a solid 6 in her face if you know what I’m sayin… okay, a solid 4 and a half.
11 years ago at 1:37 pmPersonally, I think it’s sort of like buying a car with over 200,000 miles. Why do that, when one can go for something younger. Amia Miley? Abella Anderson? A Honda Civic? No?
11 years ago at 1:20 pmThey’re still fun to take for a spin, as long as it’s not your ride, someone else worries about the maintenance, and cleans up the mess you made.
11 years ago at 3:24 pm100% does butt stuff. Have the video evidence
11 years ago at 1:21 pmJust did a little snooping around to make sure that your 100% was correct. She’s a keeper.
11 years ago at 3:28 pmWhy don’t you snoop your way into traffic.
11 years ago at 3:54 pmAny man who thinks Lisa Ann is a keeper should really reevaluate their priorities.
11 years ago at 5:16 pmThrow a burnt hot dog down a hallway.
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11 years ago at 1:27 pm
11 years ago at 3:27 pmWay to continue to contribute nothing, Canada.
11 years ago at 4:02 pmHe may have barely contributed, but Canada does have a lot of hot women for some reason.
11 years ago at 9:45 pmNot true. Canadian here, girls are way hotter down south. All the girls up here have serious winter weight….year round. California and Texas ftw.
11 years ago at 10:46 pmWhile I have no problems with girls from California or Texas, I’m not gonna sit here and let you talk shit about our Canadian girls. I could write a long, wordy rant about how wrong you are, but seeing as how this is TFM and that would be totally worthless, I think we should just agree that you have no idea what you’re talking about. From one Canadian to another, go fuck yourself.
11 years ago at 5:23 pmGo shovel some snow hoser.
11 years ago at 6:29 pmShe’s a solid 10 in statesboro
11 years ago at 1:37 pmThis chick’s ugly as fuck. You’re hanging with the wrong girls apparently
11 years ago at 2:46 pmShe looks completely disappointed.
11 years ago at 1:47 pmI’d disappoint the shit out of her.
11 years ago at 4:45 pmThat’s prolly because you could park an aircraft carrier in her twat, and she wouldn’t even feel it.
11 years ago at 4:48 pmMuch happier ending than The Blind Side.
11 years ago at 2:05 pmPretty sure that has gotta break some part of the ND code of conduct.
11 years ago at 2:11 pmOh yes. I’m sure this will end quite well for the kid.
11 years ago at 4:41 pm