Freshman Wide Receiver At Notre Dame Posts In-Bed Selfie With Porn Star Lisa Ann
Athletes have all the fun — at least when it comes to banging porn stars. Freshman Notre Dame wide receiver Justin Brent is demonstrating that in spectacular fashion with his just shy of over the line selfie of him in bed with Lisa Ann. If you’re not up to date on porn (AKA you have a long-term girlfriend who watches your browser history like the NSA) she is the chick that starred in “Who’s Naylin’ Paylin,” which I can only imagine led to some great Sarah Palin pickup lines like, “I know you can see Russia from your house, but how about my dick?”
Clearly I made the wrong life choices in becoming a scientist. I should have instead continued with my promising career as the smallest center ever to play the game professionally. If I did, I’d be banging out porn stars after preseason NBA games right now. Keep up the good work, Brent. If nothing else, you’ll be banging top-tier talent for the duration of your college days.
Again i blame @belle_knox Since she has become such a big part of my life, it is raining 19Year Olds.. The Year of 1995…. lol
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) October 24, 2014
[via Deadspin]
Image via Instagram
1. Without makeup, she looks like a man.
2. With makeup, she looks like a tranny.
3. Notre Dame is a Catholic University. Have they sold their souls for the sake of having a decent football team?
11 years ago at 2:38 pmNot sure if I’m disappointed or pleasantly surprised at the lack of racist comments on this
11 years ago at 2:48 pmShe kinda looks like a man in that picture…
11 years ago at 3:09 pm“Oh so THIS gets attention???” -Lizzy Seeberg
11 years ago at 3:14 pmShe’s over 40, which is practically 95 in porn star years. Only the likes of Jenna Jameson, are immune to that rule. I’d still do her. But, I wouldn’t brag about it. Especially since this is one-tenth of the tail that he probably pulls in on a regular basis. Same idea that relates to banging a fat chick, i.e. everyone does it on occasion, but no one should put the deed on a fuck pedestal.
11 years ago at 3:57 pmI would love nothing more than to pound the ever loving shit out of Lisa Ann, but isn’t it kind of sad that a world class porn star is screwing a freshman in college. Probably the daddy issues. Idk.
11 years ago at 4:15 pmDaddy was probably her first.
11 years ago at 4:50 pmThis is perfectly alright.
He’s dating another wide receiver.
*drops the mic, exits*
11 years ago at 12:56 amsolid concept, poor execution.
11 years ago at 9:34 pmand I thought I was living life.
11 years ago at 1:02 ami thought notre dame was supposed to have smart athletes maybe his priest told him he would get an a in whatever class but i don’t think its so smart to start railing the most used up lady on campus as a freshman… on the football team…
11 years ago at 11:28 pmThey both have aids so who knows this relationship might just work
11 years ago at 10:55 pm