I do coke, you do coke, we all do coke. Got it?
Everyday there is atleast one attempt where someone tries to look like a badass by bragging about doing lines of blow. If you are looking for approval from all of us, you are A) on the wrong site, B) doing the complete opposite, and C) trying much too hard.
If you are going to post about all the lines you do, make it something funny and original rather than the same old “I do coke with a benjamin” post that everyone has seen and balled time and time again.
I posted 6 TFMs this morning 3 that were original, 3 that fit the mold of the pube faced TFM intern, none will probably be posted but I am sure it would be the one I said about blow that I know would get me hazed hard.
Weak. Obviously doing the line off of the asses of two 10’s he is slamming and eating a sandwich they made him, all while crushing golf balls on his 50-acre backyard-driving range after shotgunning six beers in a row.
It’s a 50 acre backyard. Don’t forget 3/4 mile long driveway that he drives his frathoe down on his way to his internship at his dads fortune 500 hundred company where all he does is play on TFM and drink makers because his boss who to scared to fire him
How many rough drafts of this post did you have until you found it fratty enough?
14 years ago at 9:52 amWe all just use our corporate membership cards.
14 years ago at 9:54 am15% discount is FaF
14 years ago at 10:38 amNot needing discounts. TFM
14 years ago at 11:19 amBeing fiscally responsible with the wealth you’ve accumulated. TFM. The rich get rich by investing and saving, not spending.
14 years ago at 12:01 pmI need to rant for a second:
I do coke, you do coke, we all do coke. Got it?
Everyday there is atleast one attempt where someone tries to look like a badass by bragging about doing lines of blow. If you are looking for approval from all of us, you are A) on the wrong site, B) doing the complete opposite, and C) trying much too hard.
If you are going to post about all the lines you do, make it something funny and original rather than the same old “I do coke with a benjamin” post that everyone has seen and balled time and time again.
-“Cocaine’s a hell of a drug”
14 years ago at 10:02 amDamn did your mom OD or something?
14 years ago at 10:09 amI posted 6 TFMs this morning 3 that were original, 3 that fit the mold of the pube faced TFM intern, none will probably be posted but I am sure it would be the one I said about blow that I know would get me hazed hard.
14 years ago at 10:11 amWait,,, ya’ll do coke?
14 years ago at 10:38 amI have started to get a drip since this began.
14 years ago at 11:10 amyou clearly don’t understand the concept of this website if you’re annoyed by people bragging and trying to sound badass.
14 years ago at 11:11 amDeviated Septum. FaF.
14 years ago at 12:05 pmWere you wearing sperrys, costas, and holding an American flag?
14 years ago at 10:04 amWeak. Obviously doing the line off of the asses of two 10’s he is slamming and eating a sandwich they made him, all while crushing golf balls on his 50-acre backyard-driving range after shotgunning six beers in a row.
14 years ago at 10:24 amI thought that we concluded that a 50 acre yard was NF..
14 years ago at 10:37 amIt’s a 50 acre backyard. Don’t forget 3/4 mile long driveway that he drives his frathoe down on his way to his internship at his dads fortune 500 hundred company where all he does is play on TFM and drink makers because his boss who to scared to fire him
14 years ago at 10:42 amHahaha I think RobertLee just combined all of yesterdays TFMs into one. Frat on sir
14 years ago at 11:00 amYesterday was worse than fail Friday.
14 years ago at 11:15 amI use my American Eagle gift card…We are TOTALLY BROS!
14 years ago at 10:19 am^this
14 years ago at 10:49 am^That
14 years ago at 10:25 pmPaying for blowjobs with a Brooks Brother Credit Card. Too horny to care.
14 years ago at 11:02 amSwipe in the crack?
14 years ago at 11:06 amRevised: Lining up blow with my Fraternity membership card. TFM
14 years ago at 11:10 amTotal fiend move
14 years ago at 12:18 pmShould have been cutting lines. Who says lining up blow?
14 years ago at 1:38 pmSomeone who has never seen or done blow.
14 years ago at 1:55 pmThe Brooks Brothers credit card is about as exclusive as a credit union bank card.
14 years ago at 5:32 pm