Judging people, making elves do his work all year, working one day a year, and coming home to fresh baked cookies from his slampiece Mrs. Claus. Santa. TFM.
I’m sorry guys. I truly feel bad about what I posted earlier. It’s just…hang on, I have to wipe a tear from my eye…It’s just that I never had a Christmas growing up because both of my parents were poor. I had to rely on the neighbors for firewood so that I could keep warm. My childhood has really affected me. But it’s ok now, I have my brothers to look out for me…Thanks guys!
If you look closely, you will see the familial resemblence between Santa Claus and Captain Morgan, leading me to believe that the Captain is the Claus’ little brother. That whole family is FAF.
I’m sorry guys. I truly feel bad about what I posted earlier. It’s just…hang on, I have to wipe a tear from my eye…It’s just that I never had a Christmas growing up because both of my parents were poor. I had to rely on the neighbors for firewood so that I could keep warm. My childhood has really affected me. But it’s ok now, I have my brothers to look out for me…Thanks guys!
15 years ago at 3:13 pmYou are retarded.
15 years ago at 12:36 amAwesome
15 years ago at 8:40 amHe also has been a marketing icon for coke since 1931.
15 years ago at 3:36 pmIf you look closely, you will see the familial resemblence between Santa Claus and Captain Morgan, leading me to believe that the Captain is the Claus’ little brother. That whole family is FAF.
15 years ago at 5:46 pmChristmas TFM = FaF
15 years ago at 4:09 pmSporting the definitive Old South beard–year-round. FaF
15 years ago at 1:11 pmhahahaha this is the first post in months that made me laugh out loud. great job, sir.
15 years ago at 1:14 pmand santa claus is WAYYYY north…JUST saying.
15 years ago at 8:43 am