Getting drunk texts from your father while he's gone on "business." TFM.

  1. FranklinDBroosevelt

    You guys, relax. He clearly said the “didn’t even have to do anything” and that he “just wanted to cuddle.”

    15 years ago at 2:20 pm
  2. CoporateFratMove

    This is weird. Everyone can agree.

    Not sure how your dad drunk texting you is FRATTY????

    15 years ago at 2:31 pm
  3. brostock

    Besides being creepy and suggestive of a fucked up incestuous relation, this is also just sad. Your dad’s business trips consisting of him getting fucked up and drunkenly texting his son. NF.

    15 years ago at 3:16 pm