FSU’s Favorite Porn Star Mia Khalifa Quietly Retired And No One Knew
Mia Khalifa has retired from the smut game. The most shocking part wasn’t that the 23-year-old entertainer has exited the game, but it’s how I found out.
Here I was scrolling through the internet when I came across this headline:
Maybe that was the way she was going out, by letting guys around the world get one last tug in before riding off into the sunset never to be seen riding the horse again. Why no fanfare? Why no extravagant announcement? That’s what she’s all about, after all.
She named herself as Florida State’s unofficial mascot. She loved FSU so much that she made a seductive recruitment video for Braxton Miller when it was reported he thought of transferring. Hell, she even has her own rap song (YouTube removed it because it violated their sexual policy – prudes).
The Washington Post reported that Mia only spent three months in the adult film industry (which seems like a short time for all the videos she made), and quit over a year ago. How can we go a year and not know this?
So what is the former porn star doing these days? She considers herself a personality in social media. She’s a big fan of all the local DC sports teams.
It also seems that she’s switched collegiate alliances.
Mia now resides here in Austin but is still an avid Washington sports fan. Boosh is also a Redskins/Nationals/Capitals fan and resides in Austin. So it’s only a matter of time before the two meet on Dirty 6th..
Image via Twitter/@miakhalifa
Good. She was one of the worst pornstars out there. Unattractive, and she’s a bitch in person, from a credible source.
9 years ago at 11:50 amI haven’t seen any recent films, but I’m sure her snatch looks like an old catchers mitt by now
9 years ago at 11:53 amSo she’s chasing jerseys professionally now.
9 years ago at 1:16 pmDoing porn for three months and quitting to get likes on social media screams that she’s the biggest attention whore of all time.
9 years ago at 1:34 pmBut we all know her and that hijab video are never leaving our hearts.
9 years ago at 1:46 pm“How can we go a year and not notice?”
9 years ago at 4:23 pmDont speak for all of us…..saw these same recycled videos of her week after week and eyebrows were raised