“FSU Frat Boy” In Sombrero Gets Jumped By Possible Trannies In McDonald’s Parking Lot
“Did you just step on my Cole Haans?!”
These words have never, ever, not in the history of Cole Haan shoes, preceded a peaceful resolution. Insult a guy’s mother, talk about banging his sister, spit on his car — none are deal-breakers when navigating your way to a fisticuff-free conclusion. Step on a bro’s Cole Haans, though? You better get loose, because you’re about to throw down.
Watch the video:
Tranny? Hermaphrodite? Really ugly dude? Really ugly chick? No one really knows, but he/she doesn’t take kindly to this shit-talking yuppie with the sombrero.
The musical accompaniment is spot on as well, I must say.
[H/T to @JTeeDubya]
Just reading the title of this story threw me off my game.
13 years ago at 3:59 pm^what little game that you have
13 years ago at 4:05 pm^
13 years ago at 4:25 pmthat kid is the personification of the words “try hard”
13 years ago at 4:00 pmThat whole school is full of try hards. A bunch of goons from the FSU chapter visited my school and they were fucking losers.
13 years ago at 4:21 pmthis^
13 years ago at 4:52 pmI will eat your kids bitch
13 years ago at 4:00 pmIt’s a little more intimidating coming from Iron Mike than this try-hard.
13 years ago at 8:39 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG-xC8Mu6SM
Serves him right for wearing Cole Haans.
13 years ago at 4:00 pmAir Grants are FaF
13 years ago at 4:03 pmCue Three 6 Mafia. Perfect.
13 years ago at 4:04 pmLol the man-woman spits in his face and his response “i’m pressing charges.” what a pussy. NF
13 years ago at 4:05 pm“You know how I’m white? I’m pressing charges. What up?”
13 years ago at 5:04 pmListen a bit longer. Maybe you’ll get it…
That doesn’t change the fact that he is a complete try hard
13 years ago at 5:17 pmUsing the legal system to your advantage. TFM.
13 years ago at 9:07 amNo Cole Haan wearing man should ever be in a combination McDonald’s/gas station for that long.
13 years ago at 4:07 pmHe’s the reason people hate your generation.
13 years ago at 8:42 amWell done with the Payless comment.
13 years ago at 4:12 pmThis whole story was golden
13 years ago at 4:13 pmGDIs like this piss me off so much. Why don’t they put as much effort into changing things as they do bitching? Then they might actually contribute to society
13 years ago at 4:15 pmI think this one works
13 years ago at 5:39 pmI don’t think too many people understand the “commentsonwrongpost”
13 years ago at 7:44 pm^I’m pretty sure everyone fucking understands.
13 years ago at 10:25 pm^
13 years ago at 1:35 am