“FSU Frat Boy” In Sombrero Gets Jumped By Possible Trannies In McDonald’s Parking Lot
“Did you just step on my Cole Haans?!”
These words have never, ever, not in the history of Cole Haan shoes, preceded a peaceful resolution. Insult a guy’s mother, talk about banging his sister, spit on his car — none are deal-breakers when navigating your way to a fisticuff-free conclusion. Step on a bro’s Cole Haans, though? You better get loose, because you’re about to throw down.
Watch the video:
Tranny? Hermaphrodite? Really ugly dude? Really ugly chick? No one really knows, but he/she doesn’t take kindly to this shit-talking yuppie with the sombrero.
The musical accompaniment is spot on as well, I must say.
[H/T to @JTeeDubya]
He sure did run fast for someone wearing Cole Haan’s. What a giant pussy, running from what I can only assume was a woman with sideburns.
13 years ago at 4:15 pmSo if a woman is attempting to be a man, is it okay to hit them? Or if a man is pretending to be a woman, is it not okay to hit them? We need answers, Obama.
13 years ago at 4:17 pm^Fuck ’em up and let God sort them out.
13 years ago at 5:11 pmThey are undesirables, so I don’t think it matters either way.
13 years ago at 2:12 pmYou would figure that Apple would know how to take those fucking black bars off the iPhone’s video.
13 years ago at 4:19 pmYou would figure that EVERY SINGLE CELL PHONE VIDEO SHOT VERTICALLY has those black bars. Retard
13 years ago at 9:52 amThis is PIKE on PIKE violence. Only you can prevent it.
13 years ago at 4:23 pmCool story bro…
13 years ago at 5:18 pmbooooo
13 years ago at 6:34 pmPossible pikes ^, ^^
13 years ago at 10:41 amThe thing’s ratchet sister took the guy down. What a pussy.
13 years ago at 4:26 pmWe don’t actually know what ratchet means on this site. Don’t use it here.
13 years ago at 5:47 pm^I don’t know what ratchet means and honestly i don’t care to learn it. Sounds like another slang term for blacks to say in the ghetto.
13 years ago at 8:02 pmhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ratchet
Hope this helps…. Urban dictionary is like google translate for the guerilla language.
13 years ago at 9:33 pmHOW DARE YOU BRING URBAN DICTIONARY ONTO THIS HALLOWED GROUND
13 years ago at 9:53 amWhat was that song at the end tho?
13 years ago at 5:24 pmGuy calls up his slam for a ride home? Where were his brothers at?
13 years ago at 5:35 pmThis is like the Rodney King incident, except white people are getting the shit beat out of them.
13 years ago at 5:40 pmA real self-respecting man would’ve started swinging once she/he/it spat on him. Running like a pussy NF.
13 years ago at 6:42 pmWorldstar makes an appearance on TFM
13 years ago at 6:55 pm