“FSU Loyals” Is A Parody Dis Track That Will Push The UF-FSU Rivalry To Its Tipping Point

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Last week, the UF parody of “Royals” hit the web, went viral, and fired a clean shot across the bow of Seminole Nation. “Seminoles” featured an orange and blue-clad Gator fan who not only penned an unbelievably on-point parody to the popular Lorde song, simply blasting the garnet and gold with apt criticisms, but the star of the video could straight carry a fucking tune. She put everyone in Tallahassee on notice, causing them to sleep with one eye open.

We’ve now got a counter-punch from FSU that is sending this storied rivalry to its boiling point. An all-out rhyme war is imminent, and it’s impossible to pick a favorite.

I bring you “FSU Loyals.” Check this beat out:

I wish you could see my arms right now. Goosebumps.

  1. CarRamrod

    Fat fuck. Has to be one of the least enthusiastic parody videos I’ve ever seen. I’d say take a lap, but that might give him a heart attack.

    11 years ago at 2:07 pm
  2. Kav

    All those smoking hot bombshells at FSU that could have been the star of this video, and you guys over in Tallahassee decided it was better to roll with this option?

    11 years ago at 2:07 pm
  3. Minnesota_Grizz

    Pretty sure FSU students would be a a little more concerned if the girl singing “seminoles” didn’t look like she actually came from the swamp herself

    11 years ago at 2:12 pm
  4. Warsame

    Two fat Floridians singing about their perspective school’s dominance
    Zero fucks given.

    11 years ago at 2:37 pm