“FSU Loyals” Is A Parody Dis Track That Will Push The UF-FSU Rivalry To Its Tipping Point

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Last week, the UF parody of “Royals” hit the web, went viral, and fired a clean shot across the bow of Seminole Nation. “Seminoles” featured an orange and blue-clad Gator fan who not only penned an unbelievably on-point parody to the popular Lorde song, simply blasting the garnet and gold with apt criticisms, but the star of the video could straight carry a fucking tune. She put everyone in Tallahassee on notice, causing them to sleep with one eye open.

We’ve now got a counter-punch from FSU that is sending this storied rivalry to its boiling point. An all-out rhyme war is imminent, and it’s impossible to pick a favorite.

I bring you “FSU Loyals.” Check this beat out:

I wish you could see my arms right now. Goosebumps.

  1. nolenation44

    This was the best we could do? Honestly? It’s just as bad as the UF one. That being said, “the star of the video could straight carry a fucking tune.” Did you even watch the UF video?

    11 years ago at 3:55 pm
  2. number1pledgehazer

    I question FSU only because this guy seems to claim that he too gets laid.

    11 years ago at 11:56 pm
  3. Im_THAT_guy

    Dammit FSU, all you had to do here was sit back and let UF take the L with this one.

    11 years ago at 6:46 am